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Gay Person Shocked When Straight Person Recognizes Their Costume as Meryl Streep in Kramer vs Kramer

Hawkeye Marching Band Pays Tribute to The Living Tombstone

Iowa YAF Transitions into Iowa YASSS, Queen

“Werner Herzog Resigns as Film Director After Watching My BTS Fan-Cam”

Student Gets Hit by Iowa City Transit Bus, Only Gets 35% of Tuition Paid

Paranormal Investigator Surprised to Learn English-Philosophy Building Isn’t Haunted

Freshman Loses Girlfriend to the Poster Guy

Donald Trump Found to be Colluding with Herky

Cakes at Catlett Dining Hall Reportedly Only Wet Because They’re Preparing You For My Pussy

UI Students Pregame at Unimpaired