AMPTP Hires Pinkerton for Post-Strike Cleanup
As of 12:01 AM Pacific Time on November 9th, 2023, the Screen Actors Guild – American Federation of Television and Radio Actors...
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Byron López Ellington
Do You Have Teeth? Call Your Doctor Immediately
Have you ever heard of teeth? Most haven’t. They’re a strange and rare symptom, a growth sometimes found along the gums, which can...
British Journalism Student Rejected by Doily Allergen, Regretfully Works for Daily Iowan Instead
This is a dark day for America. Wilfur Crumpleston IV, British exchange student, son of famed Sunday Times reporter Alaska Terfina...
Dear Doily: You’ve Gone Woke
Dear Doily, I’ve recently noticed that as of late, it seems like some of your articles have been leaning a bit woke. Don’t get me wrong,...
How to Enjoy Coco Without Committing Cultural Appropriation
(Written by an actual Mexican-American from Texas.) As Halloween comes to a close, many Mexicans of both the Mexican and American...
Opinion: Halloween Should Be on Tuesday Every Year
Halloween is upon us, and that means the culmination of the entire spooky season — a time for parties, trick-or-treating, and going out...
What to Expect from the FNAF Movie (From a Non–FNAF Fan)
“Oh, boy, a 5 Nights At Fredies’ movie! I cannot wait, for this is the greatest occurrence I have ever lived to witness, and I shall...
The Doily Safety Guide for Halloween 2023
Halloween is nearly upon us, Iowa City! With ten days left until the big night, it’s important to start thinking about how to stay safe...
Doily Allergen Changes Name to 𝕏
Following recent administrative changes, we here at The Doily Allergen are excited to announce our intent to change the name of Iowa...
Dear Doily: The Moon Is Oysters
I thought the world was supposed to be my oyster. But dear God, was I wrong. Dear Doily, I humbly submit the following complaint in the...
Roman Bricks Found Under Mayflower, Demolition Permanently Halted
The University of Iowa recently announced its intention to sell Mayflower Residence Hall by Spring 2024, thereby doing the campus—and the...
Mitch McConnell’s Plan to Stop Climate Change
Given his party’s general lack of acceptance of the realities of anthropogenic global climate change, it came as a surprise to people on...
Report: Why Was Herky So Caked Up at the Engagement Fair?
Iowa City, IA—This is a special investigative report conducted by the Doily Allergen’s on-site reporters over the last nearly two weeks...
Dear Doily: Help! I’m Full of Pus!
Dear Doily, ‘Twas a kindly summer night, Warm even past the low’ring of the sun Beyond that fateful line To which we ascribe the name...
I Joined All 40,000 Student Orgs That Emailed Me
What’s up guys, I’m back with another epic #collegelife blog!!!! In today’s article, we’ll be taking a look at what happens when you join...
Missed Your First Class? Try This Easy Life Hack!
Ruh-roh, if you’re reading this, it looks like you missed your first class of the semester, you utter buffoon! Who misses their first...
In Honor of 4/20, Burge Replaces Mocha Brownies with Pot Brownies
You know it, we know it: for whatever reason, Burge Market Place loves having platterfuls of mocha brownies available for the taking...
“What’s the Doily Allergen?” Asks Stupid Journalism Major
IOWA CITY, IA— BREAKING NEWS: Robbie Michaelson, an 18-year-old journalism major from somewhere in “the Chicago suburbs,” has made the...
Top 10 Better Names for the City of Iowa City
Barbarizz Wilsonville Presiville Barburg Wilston Wilbarpreztown The Wilson of the Barbara Wilson Barb’s Place The City Which Prides...
UI Tires of Being #2 Writing School, Wants to Be #1 Drinking School Again
The University of Iowa has announced that, while it is a decent accomplishment to be ranked the #2 school in the country for writing by...
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