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Early Bird Gets Dewormed Dear Doily,  I read some terrifying twitter thread about human deworming medication, and that a large part of...

Be Honest 🫣 Ah, Dead Week: The point in the semester where everyone’s on the verge of collapse getting ready for finals, and classes...

You Heard Right! In a thrilling turn of events, beloved University of Iowa mascot, Herky the Hawk, saves Iowa City from imminent...

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A Meal that Leaves You Sweating, Shaking, and Satisfied In a shocking turn of events, the University of Iowa’s Street Hawk Food Truck has...

Take Me By the Hand, Lead Me to the Land that Thee Understand

Job Fair Hopefuls Be Wary A clause buried deep in University Housing and Dining employment contracts has recently been uncovered,...

University of Iowa alum and Iowa City resident Peyton Clayton nee Mart was forced to spend her wedding night behind bars. The Monday...

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The University of Iowa has constantly been raising the bar when it comes to its dining hall cuisine. With three whole campus dining halls...