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Student Spotlight: Cinema Student Who Thinks They Can Totally Carry that Equipment Back to Their Dorm
Get a Grip! Freshman Cinema Major, Kyle Godfrey, has picked himself up by his bootstraps; as well as several pounds of recording...


Pilate Balks: Good Friday Postponed
Maybe Some Other Time! BREAKING: In a shocking move on both religious and political fronts, Pontius Pilate—Governor of Judaea—has...


Xe/Xir Killed by Woke Mob
Cancel Culture Strikes Again


Your Outie is in YAF
Please Try to Abhor Each Fact Equally Your Outie regularly deviates from their unassigned assigned seat. Your Outie refuses to make way...


Student Spotlight: Kid Trapped in Lockdown Browser
Straight Out of Black Mirror…and Into Respondus As the endless cycle of midterms has begun once again, students all across campus have...


Heartbreaking! Doily Puts Writer Down
He's in Herky's Hands Now


“This is Perfect!” Local Noise Rock Artist Samples Mayflower Elevator Scraping Noise
“RYM’s Gonna Love This!”


Dear Doily: Human Deworming Medication?!
Early Bird Gets Dewormed Dear Doily, I read some terrifying twitter thread about human deworming medication, and that a large part of...


Before Finals Week Starts, Does Anyone Wanna Admit They Have A Crush on Us?
Be Honest 🫣 Ah, Dead Week: The point in the semester where everyone’s on the verge of collapse getting ready for finals, and classes...


Herky Saves the Town
You Heard Right! In a thrilling turn of events, beloved University of Iowa mascot, Herky the Hawk, saves Iowa City from imminent...


We Roasted Herky This Thanksgiving: How Did He Taste?
We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can. So, when it came to Thanksgiving, why would we go out and buy a...


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Street Hawk Debuts ‘Disgusting Burger Surprise’
A Meal that Leaves You Sweating, Shaking, and Satisfied In a shocking turn of events, the University of Iowa’s Street Hawk Food Truck has...


Hallowed Be Thy Ween
Take Me By the Hand, Lead Me to the Land that Thee Understand


Market Place Employees Required to Sing for Students’ Birthdays
Job Fair Hopefuls Be Wary A clause buried deep in University Housing and Dining employment contracts has recently been uncovered,...


BREAKING: Iowa City Bride Arrested for Wearing White after Labor Day
University of Iowa alum and Iowa City resident Peyton Clayton nee Mart was forced to spend her wedding night behind bars. The Monday...


Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo
Wanting to be known for more than just his killer swagger and pretty face, Herky has decided to put his own stamp on the music industry....


Crucifact or Crucifixion: The TRUE Nature of Good Friday
WHAT’S UP, gamers and readers of the EXTREMELY fabulous Doily Allergen ? Today, I’m coming at you LIVE (or as live as the written word...


Caitlin Clark ‘Resting Up’ in Room with Yellow Wallpaper
Caitlin has had an absolutely phenomenal season thus far, and this year’s March Madness tournament is no exception. Not only is the...


UIowa Dining Halls Introduce Hannibal Theme Meal
The University of Iowa has constantly been raising the bar when it comes to its dining hall cuisine. With three whole campus dining halls...
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