To The Joker, Wilder is Just Normal-er
With Parents’ Week fast approaching, several notable parents have started popping up around Iowa City. Among such parents is Iowa City’s...
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All Work, No Play: Billions to Go Into Labor, Never Give Birth
Expect gentrification this Labor Day NEW YORK – The United Nations headquarters has been sent into a panic, for an American holiday has...
Freshman English Major Forced to Take Exclusively Accounting Classes Due to Availability
For any upperclassmen or disabled people reading this, class registration will likely feel like it was completed ages ago. Within the...
Ten Ways to Answer Someone Asking “Why Iowa, Anyway?”
As a new season of college acceptances dawns on us, it’s time for yet another class of Hawkeyes to fight for their lives against their...
Studio 13 Relocates to Screening of Love Lies Bleeding Due to Construction
(Disclaimer: This was written a month and a half ago, to which it was promptly shelved because the upper echelons of the DA are silencing...
Doily Allergen Resorts to AI Submissions for Dear Doily After No One Submits
In September of 2023, The Doily Allergen launched a cool new way for readers to interact with their favorite distinguished newspaper and...
Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo
Wanting to be known for more than just his killer swagger and pretty face, Herky has decided to put his own stamp on the music industry....
Student Spotlight: The Girl Scout Who Verbally Harassed Me
Women in Business recently sponsored Girl Scouts to sell cookies in the John Pappajohn Business Building. Due to my deep love for...
Crucifact or Crucifixion: The TRUE Nature of Good Friday
WHAT’S UP, gamers and readers of the EXTREMELY fabulous Doily Allergen? Today, I’m coming at you LIVE (or as live as the written word can...
It Was My Decision To Get Clean: My Wizard101 Story
Fizzle after fizzle after fizzle. I couldn’t take it anymore. It was eating me from the inside out. My addiction to Wizard101 has finally...
UIowa Dining Halls Introduce Hannibal Theme Meal
The University of Iowa has constantly been raising the bar when it comes to its dining hall cuisine. With three whole campus dining halls...
Mayflower Roman Ruins De-Excavated
Back in September, we announced that the demolition of Mayflower Residence Hall, which the University of Iowa had intended to sell by the...
Happy Belated Birthday Reagan!!!
Sorry we're late! Let's use this presidents day to honor you, the one who made this all possible, Ronald Reagan!
Who Put All This Snow Here?? It Hasn’t Snowed In, Like, A Year!
Has anyone else noticed the snow, or is it just me? It came out of nowhere! One day, I was minding my own business, enjoying the fine...
Professors to Play Subway Surfers During Lecture to Finally Gain Students’ Attention
As students’ attention spans dwindle and the semester’s work begins to amp up, students are rapidly losing interest in lectures and are...
UIowa Financial Aid Under Arrest for Robbing Students
This year's FAFSA is now limited to the financial aid that the University needs from the students, on top of tuition. No financial aid...
Roman Bricks Found Under Mayflower, Demolition Permanently Halted
The University of Iowa recently announced its intention to sell Mayflower Residence Hall by Spring 2024, thereby doing the campus—and the...
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