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Herky
BREAKING: Herky Dates Chica in Surprising PR Stunt
The birds announced their relationship after a sex scandal between the two was exposed behind the scenes of the Five Nights at Freddy’s...
CAB Debuts Five Nights at Herky’s Event, Eight Killed: “Skill Issue,” Engineer Says
The Campus Activities Board, or CAB, is a student organization well known throughout the University for being given thousands of dollars...
Student In Herky Costume Dies Of Heat Exhaustion
This week, temperatures in Iowa City have skyrocketed to nearly 90 degrees, which has left many students feeling sluggish and exhausted...
College Republicans Angered By University’s New, Desexualized Herky
University of Iowa’s classic mascot, Herky, has been a staple of this campus for generations. Students now and their parents and...
Representation Win! University of Iowa Shows Support For Non-Binary Students, Renames Herky “Themky”
It’s an exciting day at the University of Iowa, as the school’s administration is finally showing support for non-binary students by...
Hire A Hawk Officially Changes Name To “Regretfully Inform A Hawk The Position Is No Longer Availabl
Amid an unprecedented number of job and internship cancellations, the Hire A Hawk team officially changed the name of their online...
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