If you’re like us, you may have noticed that the world is getting more and more ridiculous with each passing day. Even renowned—if...

Have you ever sat at the dining hall and thought midway through your meal, “why on earth are they playing this music?” Recent rumors...

The One Place They Didn’t Want to Do That Over the last few months, different departments all across the University have been losing...

Cuts to the University’s budget are being felt by everyone across campus, including President Barbara Wilson. Now, with the potentially...

He will come in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his sign will have no end For those of you tuned into all things annoyingly...

Documentary Coming Soon Four days ago, students all across campus were horrified to learn that the beloved Street Hawk Food Truck had...

Student’s wages will be garnished as compensation

Last week, one brave – or possibly stupid – freshman had the horrifying audacity to hold a Foundations of the English Major lecture hall,...

The University of Iowa Needs to Protect Its Endangered Students Instead of Its Neo-Nazi Students It seems Iowa YAF, the University of...

Job Security Bears Ill Omens Following federal orders to disband DEI (Divination, Enchantment, and Incantation) initiatives, the Board of...

Midterms are never kind, but there is a small, elite faction of students whose midterms have been annoyingly spread out this semester....

“I never thought they would take away my  glasses!” President Donald Trump shocked the nation in 2020 when he joined the controversial...

As we know, we’re living through some unprecedented times. First DOGE cuts off Men’s Sports for being “inefficient,” the identity focused...

Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen Most troubling news arrived by pigeon flight this morning. We regret to inform the Iowa Territory that...

Equal opportunity over equity! Diversity saved!!!!! Only days after the University of Iowa announced that they would be moving their...

Yes, it is Monday Ever since the university has decided to comply with the executive order to eliminate any DEI from their budget,...

Rumors have begun to spread across campus about the closure of our living-learning communities committee, with claims being made that...

Straight Out of Black Mirror…and Into Respondus As the endless cycle of midterms has begun once again, students all across campus have...

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has ordered the University of Iowa—a state-funded institution—to cut tens of millions of...

They’re not even masking! The cold weather has brought another bout of mysterious illnesses to Iowa City. It seems like everyone these...