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Headless Horseman Finds He Does Not Have a Lot to Give

Hawkeye Marching Band Pays Tribute to The Living Tombstone

UI Lecture Committee Invites Scott Cawthon and MatPat

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Doily Allergen Changes Name to 𝕏


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UI Students Start Multicultural Org for White People, Finally!

Barbara Wilson Changes Name of Burge to “Barbge”

Male English Professor is so Gender


Special Report: The Doily Allergen is Actually Staffed by Sexy Hunks