RIP Mr. Business major :(((

Since the election of Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States, Iowa has been cracking down on four-eyes across the state...

THAT’S RIGHT! WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET HERKY OFF THE MENU!!

We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can. So, when it came to Thanksgiving, why would we go out and buy a...

Early this morning, Herky the Hawk’s feathered corpse was found on the steps of the Old Capitol building. He had died from numerous arrow...

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

In a shocking turn of events, Iowa business students are being required to take real classes before they graduate. Gone are the days of...

So we all heard the news, the University has bought the Old Capital Mall. But the real question is, what are they planning to do with it?...

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...

Police Suspect Miss Scarlett in the Conservatory with the Dagger This morning, the deceased body of Herky the Hawk was discovered in the...

Scariest Ghoul This Season is Food Poisoning Tenders fall across the land The drunken hour is close at hand Caniacs crawl in search of...

This morning at 10:27 CDT, Iowa City motorist Thomass Clack collided with a bicycle while making a left turn at the intersection of...

Midterm season is in full swing here at the University of Iowa, and students of all majors are struggling to prepare for their exams....

All signs point to salvation The University of Iowa campus has just lost one of Christ’s strongest warriors, but the kingdom of heaven...

WASHINGTON, D.C.— According to shocking whistleblower reports, woke liberals have infiltrated our highest stations of government. As new...

The Iowa City Police Department recently uncovered a massive drug smuggling operation under the guise of the UI Study Abroad programs....

After 30 short years, the John Pappajohn Business Building, famous for taking up an entire city block and enlightening Iowans about the...

Rumors have been flying around campus this semester. Why is Burge Dining Hall now closed on Saturdays? Why didn’t Mayflower sell?  Here...

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