NCAA Bullshit

Kirk Ferentz Caught Selling Football Tickets at Jacked-Up Prices

There you are, looking for a student ticket for this Saturday’s football game. You go to the Iowa Ticket Facebook Marketplace, knowing...

Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”

“I allowed Brian to lightly suckle the nectar from Papa’s tit,” Ferentz said. “He shall be ready for next Saturday.”

Kirk Ferentz Visited by Ghosts of Football Past, Present, and Future

When 68-year-old Kirk Ferentz is seen on regional TV scowling at his son every Saturday afternoon, it's hard not to draw comparison to...

Doping, Sex, Murder: The Many Scandals of the Spikeball Hawkeyes

In recent years, spikeball has risen to the forefront of college sports. As more and more students are coming to realize that by playing...

Marketing Major Put on Academic Probation after Missing Class for Three Straight Weeks of Class

It’s not often that marketing majors get caught in such hot water, but third year marketing student, Caitlin Clark, decided to completely...

Opinion: Garza Ain’t Got Shit On Me!

So, Luka Garza was recently named Big Ten Conference men’s basketball player of the year for the second year in a row. Whoop dee doo. He...

Opinion: Luka Garza Could Swallow A Basketball Whole If He Wanted To

Though their season was cut short, the Hawkeye men’s basketball team delivered one stunning performance after another this year. They got...

Big Ten Men’s Basketball Tournament To Be Played Without Hands

In order to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and “insure a safe, sterile competition,” Big Ten Conference officials announced that the 2020...