Animal Planet Shocks Viewers With Puppy Bowl Ads That Are Just Hardcore Porn

And thus, a new generation of puppyboys and puppygirls was born.

This year’s Puppy Bowl did not go as expected when the event was quickly taken off air after Animal Planet filled its commercial breaks with hardcore furry porn.

Many viewers, parents especially, have criticized the network for its strange decision, which prevented many families from enjoying the cute Super Bowl alternative with their kids. Some parents even reported that their kids expressed curiosity after seeing the commercials.

“Why did that girl have a tail coming from her poo place?” one mother said her child asked her.

“I kind of liked the sound of the clicking when they said that boy peed in the litter box so well!” another couple said their child asked them. “Do you think you could clicker train me?”

Thousands of poor, clueless American children are now unknowingly obsessed with the world of hardcore furry porn, sometimes known as “yiffing.” It is unclear why Animal Planet decided to show these ads during its commercial breaks. They have not replied to any emails from The Doily Allergen as of the writing of this article.

But the controversial decision hasn’t been met entirely with opposition. Some young people have even formed an organization dedicated to watching, discussing, and celebrating this type of content. Like a book club, but for pretend bestiality. They call themselves “puppyboys” and “puppygirls.” Some reports suggest that they may not be an organization at all, but rather a polycule.

While parents are calling for next year’s Puppy Bowl ads to return to their family-friendly nature, the evil, dastardly, no-good polycule is pushing to keep the porn on air year-round.

What will come of Animal Planet and the Puppy Bowl is unknown. But what we do know is that furry porn artists and Etsy kemonomimi gear makers are about to have a fantastic year.