Day in the Life of a Doily Allergen DEI Hire
Hey guys. They told me that I did indeed have to write at least one article and that the DEI hire still has to “fucking do something” so here’s a day in my life hope you like it but if you dont IDRC.
11:30am- Wake up. I had a class this morning but it’s just “Intro to How to Not Be Racist” which I can skip bc like I have a black friend? So it’s not a huge deal.
11:32am- Get out of bed and get dressed. I’ve been super stoked that it’s been over 20 degrees lately, so I’ve been able to wear shorts, flip flops with no socks, my 2021 fall rush t-shirt, and a backwards hat super high on my head bc I’m kinda balding on the low.
11:35am- Leave the frat house and drive to McDonald’s for breakfast. I love McDonald’s and it fits within the food budget my mom gives me for the week when I’m in between pledge seasons and have to get food myself.
12:17am- Go to the gym. I spend like half my time in the gym, and I look great bro. I used to do roids but I realized that the red skin was turning girls at the bar away, so I’ve had to go natty and just like spend more time focusing on the gym rather than like classes, which I can always retake, you know? Like gains have to be maintained and cared for, and like the job at my dad’s firm is always waiting for me.
4:01pm- Leave the gym and get dinner at Catlett dining hall. I love how they always have unseasoned chicken bc it’s super good for post-gym protein. It also cancels out the McDonald’s I have in the morning, so it’s super good for balancing your diet.
4:32pm- Head over to my econ class in Tippie. It’s pretty chill, I just open my computer and look like I’m taking notes but I just do whatever. Today I’m watching a YouTube video on clavicular and looksmaxxing bc I’m thinking of getting into that, but I’m already pretty hot so idk.
5:20pm- Leave Tippie and get dinner with a Hinge date. She was okay, she wasn’t in a sorority but she’s super hot and said she loves going out to the bars so there’s potential.
7:10pm- Go back to the frat house to take a shower and DoorDash some bapples for the pregame. I realized it’s Wednesday so there’s a Doily Allergen meeting today, but like I’m already writing an article for them so it should be chill. I do like going to meetings bc sometimes I get a halfhearted chuckle after I say something, and I need that you know?
10:49pm- Get on the bus to go to the bar. Really hoping to pick up a girl tonight bc I haven’t gotten laid in like a week and a half.
2:12am- Getbacckfromt he bar anf got o bed. Nogirl tonight which suckedddddd but the Hingedate snapped me and was like anotherdate tomorrow? sonot alhope is lost. Okay bro goodnight bradout