Dear Doily: Hawk Tuah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Doily,
You will NEVER guess what I just discovered. To keep it short, it’s this street interview where some white girl goes “hawk tuah, spit on that thang!!!!”
Is that not the funniest thing you’ve ever heard in your entire life? I wish there was some way I could get her face with the funny slogan plastered on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker or on every post I see on the internet. A memecoin based on this awesome saying would be HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I would buy it out!!!! $HAWK to the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just thought that as the world’s foremost satire magazine that you would enjoy this awesome discovery. I haven’t seen anything about this on your website, so I assume you have no knowledge of it. This is even more relevant to me because all you guys are Hawks too, huh? How horrible it would be to live without Hawk Tuah!!!!!1!!11!!!1!!! I HAD to let you know!
Hawk-tuah-ly,
SpitOnThatThangFan
SpitOnThatThangFan,
We’re happy you’re so chronically offline that this is groundbreaking to you. However, please end your life immediately.
Yours truly,
The Doily Allergen
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