Dear Doily: My Hot TA Keeps Giving Me Fuck-Me Eyes
Dear Doily,
Now that we’ve wrapped up the first month of the semester, I’ve come to realize that what once was a horny suspicion is now an undeniable fact: My hot TA wants to fuck me!!!
I usually sit in the front row of lectures with the other pretentious people, but in this particular class, I’m the only one sitting in the front row. No big deal. The professor probably thinks I’m just an exemplary student.
But the professor had to miss every lecture last week because she was traveling for a conference. So the TA ran lectures while she was gone.
The first lecture with the TA was… fine. As he walked and talked, he would keep his eyes up toward the rest of the students, then he would glance down and make eye contact with me every few seconds. No big deal, right? Just engaging with the entire class, including the one girl in the front of the room.
So I left that first lecture a little flustered, but I still wasn’t thinking anything of it. Until the second lecture. He kept glancing at me every few seconds while he lectured. I began to… blush…? It was weird. But I had never noticed how tight his shirts usually are until then. And he had his sleeves rolled up, exposing his tattoo sleeves. And the bulge? Don’t even get me started… And you know what I did when I left that lecture? I thought about him. Yep. I did. I went to sleep thinking about him. One of my TAs. Is that so bad? Can’t a girl dream?
And then there was the third and final lecture before the professor got back to Iowa. By now, I’m blushing the moment we make eye contact as I find my way to my seat. And this was when I knew it for sure. He was doing it on purpose. Something about the way he was looking at me signaled that they weren’t just attentive glances, but a deeper sign. Do you think he noticed the puddle that had formed in my seat? After the lecture, I felt the urge to go up to him and ask a stupid question so I could have an excuse to talk to him after class and see if one thing would lead to another, but—me being the pussy I am—I chickened out.
Am I overthinking this? Am I delusional? Should I try to get some extra credit? DOILY, I NEED HELP!!!!
Flustered and flushed,
Anita Deck
Dear Anita,
You’re not delusional! Remember that most TAs aren’t that much older than us. And we’re all adults here, right? You should absolutely make a move on your TA and not give it a second thought. We all want to live out that teacher-student fantasy, so make us jealous!
Yours truly,
The Doily Allergen
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