Dear Doily: This Benadryl is Hittinggggg
Dear Doily,
First time Bemnadryl taker here. It didn’t work at first so I took more. Thenmore and i think the whole box is gone but im not sure because i cant find it? Ive searched everywhere and all i can find are rubber duycks. They taste realllyyyy good doily. Plus my sinuses are gone. I can breathe soooo much better now without them.
Anywayyyyy! Theres this reallyyy hot man in the corner and i think hes singing to me? Should i give him mynumber? He has a weird hat on but hes still awooga-worthy. Doily am i gay? Im a man but this man is still reallyyyyy hot. He has these really cool purpsle scars all over hima nd his eyes are glowing in the coolest way. Ithink his name is Jinu and he also has this super cool cloak on and has a really good singing voice like woooowza! He keeps telling me im his soda pop and i think im in looove doily should i give him mynumber????
Sinmerely,
In Love and Maybe Gay
Dear In Love and Maybe Gay,
You should get some rest and maybe some water, then think about it in the morning! He definitely could be into you but you should sleep on it first, then think about giving him your number when you have a clearer mind. We also suggest doing some introspective work, as we cannot tell you if you’re gay or not. Generally, falling in love with someone of the same gender means you are at least somewhat gay, but not everything applies to everyone. We wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.
Yours truly,
The Doily Allergen