Dear Doily: Which Hot Priest is Hotter This Easter?

Dear Doily,

I once thought it was easy, laughably so, to decide who the hottest priest ever put to screen is. Since the release of season 2 of Fleabag in 2019, it’s been so obvious! The Priest is CLEARLY the best one to ever grace our screens. That sense of security was all destroyed by the 2025 release of Wake Up Dead Man.

I have spent the months since its release agonizing over who now holds the spot of hottest priest. Is it The Priest? Father Judd? Monsignor Wicks? Daddy Judd could wake up this dead man, but I would roll away the brain rock itself to be with Monsignor Wicks. And The hot, sexy Priest could burn my bush any day! I’d love for any (or all) three to crack open this tomb.

I cannot for the life of me decide which is best, and with Easter upon us, I have to call in the big guns. Doily, who is hottest hot priest?

Tired and Frazzled,

Hotpriestfucker

Dear Hotpriestfucker,

That is quite the predicament you have there. We take this query with the utmost seriousness, as it is a topic that is no easy feat to discern. The best way for us to find out who’s the hottest is to ask our writers their opinion and then pit them against each other in a debate/gladiator style contest.

Now that the dust has settled and blood has been spilt, here is what we have decided: In the case of hot priests, the hottest and most clear winner was Father Judd! The sexy boxing stance, the earnestness, the hope for the future? What’s not sexy about that? Next up at second-hottest is The Priest from Fleagbag. Despite not having a name, plenty of our writers wanted a hot priest to read their bible and make them call out to God. At third and least hottest is Monsignor Wicks. Sadly, you were not in good company, as not enough of our writers had absent fathers in their lives. Though the last two were surprisingly close. So a few absent fathers.

We hope we have been able to shed some light on your difficult predicament.

Yours Truly,

The Doily Allergen