Formerly famous around campus for his record-shattering mascot orgies, Herky the Hawk has renounced his old ways and has become saved in the name of Jesus Chist after an emotional sermon from Sister Cindy.
Our request for a comment was denied by Herky’s managers, stating on his behalf that he will take some time away from the spotlight to reflect.
Herky will miss the remainder of the Iowa football season, as sports are nothing but distractions from true fulfillment with our Lord. Also Kinnick Stadium is where he used to host his orgies and he’d rather not be reminded of them.