Notice Me, Dean of Students Angie Reams!

Pretty please notice me
Dean of Students Angie Reams
You are in my email inbox 
And also in my dreams

When you tell me what is up
I read every word
And when you include a video
Please know your voice is heard

The quotes at the beginning are inspiring
They help me be my best
And your signature at the end
Makes my heart beat inside my chest

I do not understand 
Most of the words you use
But they sound so very pretty
For you I’d be confused

I’ve read every email you’ve ever sent me
But your latest one’s the best
I love when you told me that my life sucking
Is the valid reason why I’m depressed

If you went on a date with me
We could go to a CAB event at the IMU
I hope you say yes, Angie
I’m in love with you

Edit: it has been discovered that the writer of this article joined our publication with the sole purpose of publishing this love poem to Dean of Students Angie Reams. They have since been fired.