Opinion: I’m Being Discriminated Against—None of the Custom American Girl Dolls have a Fuck Ass Bob

Josefina, Addy, Kaya, Melody, Julie’s Asian friend: American Girl Dolls are praised for the diversity they add to the children’s toy market. But the brand misses the mark in one department: Fuck Ass Bobs.

The American Girl Doll brand is famous for its historical characters who tell stories of preteen girlbosses throughout American History. In 1995, the brand released a line of dolls called American Girl of Today™, later renamed American Girl Today™, later renamed Just Like You™, later renamed My American Girl™, and now known as TrulyMe™. Out of the 50 TrulyMe dolls available on the website, not a single one has a bob.

Growing up as a white, blonde child, you’d think I would have been represented by the doll market. But because I had a FAB (fuck ass bob), my only option was Kit Kittredge. And yes, Kit Kittredge has made huge strides for the Fuck Ass Bob community. But she’s also from the Great Depression and wears a dress made of chicken feed sack. Meanwhile, my friends were getting look-alike dolls with cunty outfits and trendy accessories.

In the early 2010’s, this disservice to the WBGFAB (White Blonde Girl Fuck Ass Bob) community may have been excused as a product of the time, but in the year 2025, still no custom dolls with fuck ass bobs are available on the site. Not to mention, there is no option for a bob with bangs, a key element of a FAB. There are bald dolls, there are disabled dolls, hell, there are even BOY dolls—at American GIRL Dolls—but no Fuck Ass Bob dolls. You’ve got that right, the woke left includes BOYS at American Girl before those in the WBGFAB community.

UPDATE: Upon further research, you can make a custom doll with a FAB (without bangs), but this will run you a whopping $275, in comparison to the TrulyMe™ dolls at a price point of $135, which simply furthers the inequality that the WBGFAB community experiences.