Radioactive Shrimp From Walmart Now Served at Burge Marketplace

It’s green, it’s glowing, it smells like glue, and oh, our god is it still moving? After gaining mass popularity on TikTok, the staff at Burge Market Place decided to give the students a real treat by stocking the weird ice bath things with everyone’s favorite glowing shrimp.

On our way to investigate this addition, we stopped a local Burgian for their thoughts: “Oh, that’s what those green things were? I don’t know, they tasted like all the other stuff Burge serves.”

We sent one of our least favorite interns into Burge to sample this delicacy, and he was thrilled, kicking and screaming the entire way! He has yet to return to us with his verdict, but we here at the Doily Allergen will report back when we hear. Will it be food poisoning or a pretty green glow? We are taking bets!