Scholarships YOU Should Apply For
It’s a match made in heaven, get ‘em while they’re hot! They’re waiting just for you!!
Missed your department’s scholarship deadline? Don’t worry, Doily’s got your back! Here are some scholarships that are perfect for YOU and YOU only.
Study Abroad Scholarship for Dance Marathon volunteers with French minors- $8,000.
Requirements- Must have been a volunteer in Dance Marathon at least once, have a declared French minor, and have registered to study abroad in Toulouse, France, during the Summer 2028 semester.
Un Gosse De Riche Scholarship for Naperville natives who haven’t received their weekly allowance yet- $1,000.
Requirements- a pinky promise to not spend the money on drugs or alcohol (beer is okay).
Hatshepsut Scholarship for aspiring Egyptologists who aren’t super sure about it but are definitely considering the career- $1,000,000 cash.
Requirements- 4.12+ GPA, have maintained sufficient Maat, must submit a 5-page, single spaced recommendation from at LEAST one Pharaoh or Egyptian royal, as well as an offering of a 2 1/4 year old PURE white calf to the scholarship committee, healthy and not in despair but okay with being sacrificed if necessary (WE WILL CHECK).
Dunkin’ Donuts Scholarship for those on the Pre-PT track with a history of asthma- $10,000.
Requirements- must be on the Pre-PT track, have a history of asthma, and have ordered a strawberry frosted donut from the Dunkin’ Donuts location in Holstein, Iowa any time between February 2-26, 2026, and/or have been to any Dunkin’ Donuts location in the state of Massachusetts within the last two years (must submit a receipt).
Smith Foundation Scholarship for Geographical and Sustainability Sciences Majors considering proposing to their situationship- $1,000
Requirements- must have a declared major in Geographical and Sustainability Sciences, submit substantial evidence of a 2-5 week long situationship, and photos of the ring you’re considering and why. Give us the deets!
Consolation Scholarship for African American Studies majors- $500, a hug, and a LinkedIn connection request.
Requirements- must have declared a major in African American Studies during or before the Fall 2025 semester. Sorry.
The Ones Who Know™ Scholarship for beginner conspiracy theorists- $200 applied to your tuition over the course of four semesters.
Requirements- must submit a 10+ minute video essay on a topic of your choice, cannot be backed by any scientific studies but must have sufficient evidence. Wikipedia is okay.
Marshall House Scholarship for those who have taken a ghost tour of Savannah, Georgia- $5,000.
Requirements- 3.95+ GPA, a 2-3 page essay on your experience and your favorite ghost story. Must be in your own words, we know the ins and outs of every online source you may find to cheat off of and know if you attempt to even reword anything. Don’t try it.
Delta Upsilon Mu Beta Alpha Sigma Sigma Scholarship for business majors who regret not pledging- $2,500.
Requirements- must have a 2.1-3.4 GPA, must win a beer drinking competition between all other applicants. Busch Lite will be supplied and the scholarship committee is NOT responsible for any physical or mental harm inflicted as a result of the process.
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Happy applying, get that bag!
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