The Doily Allergen’s Allergens

Special Thanks to the antihistamine companies that have supported The Doily Allergen

With fall allergy season in full swing, we here at The Doily Allergen have decided to share our health and medical histories regarding our allergies and the adverse reactions allergens give us. Organized somewhat alphabetically, here is a comprehensive list of what causes our body to itch, twitch, cry, and potentially send us into anaphylaxis.

• Amoxicillin

• Bees

• Black mold

• Bread mold

• Caffeine

• Cats

• Cocklebur

• Coriander

• Dairy

• Dogs

• Dust

• Dust mites

• Enriched uranium

• FOMO

• Full moons

• Gluten

• Grassweed

• Horse hair (strung on violin bow)

• Labor

• Latex

• Leaf

• Literally nothing my immune system’s perfect

• Macadamia nuts

• October (the entire month sends me into stress hives)

• Peaches (I eat them anyway and my mouth gets tingly)

• Penguins

• Plastic

• Seasonal

• Scented lotion

• Something in the air…

• Squirrels when they get too close

• Stinging insects (any)

• Sunflower seeds

• Ragweed

• Red 40

• Timothy grass

• That guy named Timothy who sits in front of me in class

• This one corner of my apartment with this substance oozing out of the walls

• The literal Sun (makes me sweaty)

• Tylenol (I’m neurotypical)

• Van Allen Hall air

• Ass

We live and die by The Doily Allergen name, or maybe we’re just being controlled by Big Pharma. Although extensive, we hope our allergen list gives you more insight about our immune systems. Luckily, none of us are losers with a peanut allergy. Besides the common hay fever everyone here is most definitely healthy and well.