This Year’s Hottest Costume: Dewey Stuit

Girls, guys, theys, ghouls, goblins, babies, middle-aged weirdos, freaks, people named Travis, middle-school health teachers, people with ADHD, and dogs who are humans, gather round!

We at the Doily know that Halloween can be quite a stressful time. With last-minute costume decisions, sex-appeal lines to walk, and harsh truths about the passage of time, it’s difficult to determine what to wear on the most performative night of the year. Never fear! 2025’s Hottest Halloween costume of the year is here!

Dewey Stuit!

Dewey Stuit?

Dewey Stuit!

Coming up with a unique, niche, and funny costume that will make you feel sparkly and everyone fall in love with you is quite the struggle! But Dewey Stuit fulfills all of the above.

Unique? Check. Niche? Check. Funny? Check. Sexy? Check. Seriously. It’s like a hotter version of DC’s the Penguin because it comes with real estate and a faculty endowment. Not many other costumes possess that many accessories or dimensionality. Plus, you’re less likely to be pulled over by the cops while underage drinking because you look like a little old Victorian man.

If you know a lot of facts about Iowa City, this is the perfect night to put that party trick to test. The costume has been found to be charting on the TikTok shop and in Spirit Halloween franchises, even in the dark corner of your Grandmother’s hoarder closet. Everyone on the town will be wowed with this look and maybe you’ll even find other Stuits to match with! Think of the group pictures!!!

All in all, we here at the Doily can’t wait to see your sexy Stuit costumes, hear your crazy Halloweekend stories, and ultimately ride out the consequences of those poor choices within clinical discussion in Stuit Hall.