What’s Up MTV? Welcome To My Crib! It's Stuit Hall!

Hey MTV! I’m…er…Dewey Stuit, and velcome to my crib!

In the entryvay, ve have a velcome desk vith a very friendly assistant of sorts, it would seem. I quite frankly have no idea vat it is that she’s sitting behind, but the glowing screen seems like a harbinger of evil to me! Eh…right.

…Anyvay, moving right past that, ve have some staircases? If you go up then you go up, and if you go down you go down. How’s that for some life advice! You kids should take a lesson from old Dewey, eh? No! Let’s maybe not go down there…going up might prove to be more…advantageous. Yes, just ignore the buzzing. It vill be nothing to vorry about…

Upstairs, we have my crypt–no! No, ve do not have my crypt upstairs. I vant you to censor this on your magic device, okay? This did not happen! I, Dewey…eh…Stuit! Yes, I, Dewey Stuit, am most certainly not undead and about to spread my most black and portentous magic over Iova City this Halloveen! SCRATCH THAT FROM THE RECORD, I SAY! GET THIS EVIL FILM CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE! BE GONE!