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Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo

Herky's head superimposed over Fergie's in a still from Fergie's music video for Fergalicious

Wanting to be known for more than just his killer swagger and pretty face, Herky has decided to put his own stamp on the music industry. This has been the prime financial focus on the University for the past few years, it being far more important than any of the departments or students’ education. He has proudly released his entirely original song for you all, giving us lyrics before the actual music to show just how unlike other musicians he truly is.


They are as follows:


Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it

The beak that I'm hawkin’ is delicious


Herkalicious, definition make them hawks go loco

They want my muscles, so they get their hustles from my photo

Fans can cheer me, State can fear me

I ain't easy like EPB

I got reasons why I please 'em

Hawks just come and go like seasons

Herkalicious (so delicious)

Yeah, I run show business

And if you was suspicious

All that [SQUAWK] is fictitious

I throw t-shirts [CANNON SFX]

That puts them hawks on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (I - O - W - A)


It's so delicious (it's hot, hot)

It's so delicious (I put them hawks on rock, rock)

It's so delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

I'm Herkalicious (h-h-h-h-herky, herky)


Herkalicious def-, Herkalicious def-, Herkalicious def-

(Def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-, def-)

Herkalicious definition make them hawks go crazy

They want my picture taken

Don’t be hatin’, I’m with Caitlin (hey, Caitlin)

I'm the H to the E-R-K, the Y, the… nothing else, and

Can't no other birdie put it down like me

I'm Herkalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the rec just working on my fitness

Barb’s my witness (ooh-wee)

I put yo' hawk on rock, rock

And he be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (I - O - W - A)


It's so delicious (it's hot, hot)

It's so delicious (I put them hawks on rock, rock)

It's so delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

I'm Herkalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)


Girlie, girlie, girlie

If you think you’re worthy

Honey, don’t be thirsty

Maybe then you'll get a lerk

Of my herky, herky

I'll be laced with werky

It's so herky, herky

It'll make you smirky


H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

T to the O, to the U-C-H-D-O-W-N

T to the O, to the, to the, to the, hit it, Herky


All the time I turn around Hawkeyes gather 'round

Always looking at me up and down looking at my (tail)

I just wanna squawk it now

I ain't tryin' to cancel you, bro, mi amigo

I don't wanna see you fail

And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited

And I keep on repeating how the hawks wanna eat it

But I'm tryin' to squawk that I can't be treated like other hawks

'Cause they say he delicious (so delicious)

Yeah, I run show business

And if you was suspicious

All that [BUZZER NOISE] is fictitious

I throw t-shirts [CROWD CHEERING SFX]

That puts them hawks on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (got, got, got, got)

I - O - W - A


My body stay vicious

I be up in the rec just working on my fitness

Barb’s my witness (ooh-wee)

I put yo' hawks on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block

Just to watch what I got (I - O - W - A)


It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

It's so… wait this again (aye, aye, aye, aye)

We did this bit twice already (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Herkalicious, (h-h-h-h-herky, herky)

So repetitious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

It’s too ambitious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

Too avaricious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm kinda sick of this (h-h-h-h, h-h-h-h, h-h-h-h)

(Aye, aye, aye, aye)


H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the (I-O-W-A)

To the T to the O to the C-H-D-O-W-N

To the T to the O to the C-H-D-O-W-N

To the T to the O to the C-H-D-O-W-N

To the T to the O to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the

(I - O - W - A)


H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the R-K-E-Y, girl, you herky

H to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the (I-O-W-A)

To the T to the O to the C-H-D-O-W-N

To the T to the O to the C-H-D-O-W-N

To the T to the O to the C-H-D-O-W-N

To the T to the O to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the


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