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Professor Would Prefer Everyone Forget About That Zoom Meeting Where He Fought With His Wife

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In an email to his students, Women Studies Professor Jason Callaway addressed the fight he had with his wife during a course Zoom call, asking for everyone to “help a homie out” while filling out the ACE Course Evaluations.

“So, hey. Listen. A couple weeks ago when we were reviewing the glass ceiling, you guys saw a private conversation between my wife and I don’t think we need to specify which conversation I’m talking about. Anyway, I’m hoping that you guys could maybe be chill about that whole thing. First off, when I suggested she ‘get off my freakin back,’ I was really just asking her to respect my space and my alone time. I know it came off harsh, but the whole ‘You’re just like your selfish mother!’ thing was actually an inside joke. No need to mention it in the evals. Also, I know you all had to sit there in silence while she aggressively vacuumed right outside my door for 25 minutes. I had actually spilled a bunch of crumbs, so even though she yelled at me to ‘shove it up my pretentious ass,’ it was just a coincidence she interrupted our class and undermined me in front of my students. Some of you sent me emails about the comment I made when I called her a ‘nagging bitch who needs to learn some damn respect.’ Look, you guys know me. I would never say that. I mean, I did say it, but only once. And of course I think that my wife is capable of far more than just ‘cooking dinner’ and ‘flirting with her boss,’ because she is a strong independent female and I respect her. So please don’t write about when I told her ‘I don’t respect you.’”

At this point, Callaway attached a photo of Justice Ruth Bader Gindsberg wearing a crown with a filter and the caption, “A sexist person wouldn’t have a photo of RBG as his phone background like I do!”

“My wife wanted me to extend an apology on her behalf. She said she regrets calling me a ‘little bitch boy who can’t please her.’ Just so you know, I totally can. I wrote my dissertation on the clitoris. So feel free to put that in your course evaluations.”

UI sophomore Tammy Dykstra said she plans on giving Calloway a good evaluation because she’s never seen anyone cry that much in her entire life.


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