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Special Report: The Doily Allergen is Actually Staffed by Sexy Hunks

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Hubba hubba! Yep, it’s true. The secret is out. We’re all a bunch of big, beefy sexy muscle bros. That’s right. We hope this doesn’t change your opinion of us, we’re still the same news team. It’s simply who we are. We can’t help having such big muscles and broad shoulders. Our 2023 resolution was to be more open, honest, and transparent, so we figured this is a necessary step toward that goal.

Can I get an AMEN?!

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