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Dear Freshman: Don’t Pick Up Those Stupid Fucking NewspapersGuess who’s back? That’s right. We’re back for real this time. Like, we swear this is the last time. Like, for real. Anyways, in case you...
Matt Walsh Cancels Lecture, Iowa City Women Too OldOn Monday, Matt Walsh decided to cancel his “What is a Woman?” lecture at the IMU. He reportedly stated “these bitches too old,” shortly...
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