UI Scrambles To Change Policy After College Republicans Get Feelings Hurt About Sidewalk Chalk

Sources are saying college Republicans have tiny weiners, balls. This is a developing story.

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Dear Freshman: Don’t Pick Up Those Stupid Fucking Newspapers

Guess who’s back? That’s right. We’re back for real this time. Like, we swear this is the last time. Like, for real. Anyways, in case you...

Matt Walsh Cancels Lecture, Iowa City Women Too Old

On Monday, Matt Walsh decided to cancel his “What is a Woman?” lecture at the IMU. He reportedly stated “these bitches too old,” shortly...

Your Residence Halls as Hunger Games Districts

Capitol: Rise Apartments We get it, you’re better than all of us District 1 (Luxury): Peterson Fancy building Athletes who think they’d...