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UI Students React to the Iowa Caucus… hahaha, Caucus

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“Mpftftf. Um. Yeah, I’ll be there, but I don’t know yet who I’m going to be caucusing for— pffft hahahahaha, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, hahahahaha. CAUC-using… ah. Never gets old.” – Nathan Watkins, junior

“I would love to go, if I could ever stop laughing about the name, I mean… Heheheheheheh, sorry, I just thought of it again.” – Sarah Bouchler, freshman

“Hah hah hah hah hah…. Oh, man, that’s too good. Sorry, I know it’s super important and all that, but like, CAUC-us, hah hah hah hah…. Like, who named it that?” – Alec Spivey, senior

“Heh heh heh heh… sorry, it’s just… heh heh heh. Caucus. Heh heh heh heh.” -Jonathan Campbell, sophomore

“This is a public duty that my fellow constituents and I take very seriously. There are so many important issues to consider this year, and even though it can be overwhelming, we have a responsibility as citizens to make a decision. Personally, I truly believe that it’s time for big structural change within our government, and that’s why I will be caucusing for – hahahahahaha… oh, God. Dammit, I was so close.” -Tori Moscato, sophomore


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