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Who Put All This Snow Here?? It Hasn’t Snowed In, Like, A Year!

guy confused about the weather

Has anyone else noticed the snow, or is it just me? It came out of nowhere! One day, I was minding my own business, enjoying the fine autumn weather. Then, all of a sudden, I’m trapped in my home because three feet of snow is piled at my door! What’s the deal??

Can anyone remember the last time they saw snow? I sure can’t. It’s been so long. It must’ve been, like, a year or something since it last snowed! That’s a long time.

Wait, I just came up with a really cool idea: it seems like it snows every twelve months or something, so someone should make a device to help track what seasons it is so we know when it’s going to snow. Million-dollar idea right there. Get me on Shark Tank. I’ll call it the “calendar.”

Anywhooooo, does anyone want to go out tonight?


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