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Byron López Ellington
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Join date: Aug 15, 2023
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Apr 6, 2025 ∙ 1 min
Witches' Union Goes on Smite
Following funding cuts to the College of Sorcerous Arts and Sciences, the Iowa City Witches’ Union has voted unanimously to launch an...
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Mar 26, 2025 ∙ 3 min
Local Four-Eyes Regrets Vote for Anti-Four-Eyes Party
“I never thought they would take away my glasses!” President Donald Trump shocked the nation in 2020 when he joined the controversial...
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Mar 4, 2025 ∙ 1 min
Trash Collection Made Twice as Loud Just for the Hell of It
To the woe of many a dorm resident eagerly opening their windows in the evening, hoping to pass a quiet night in the cool, fresh air of...
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