Tory Taylor Drafted to Australian Football League: Forgot What Australian Football Is
Poor Tory! This silly little Aussie got a little mixed up on his "football" terms
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HawkeyEsports Starts Wizard101 Team
Yippie! Everyone’s favorite video game is finally coming to the University of Iowa. By popular demand, Esports at Iowa has decided to...
Kirk Ferentz Caught Selling Football Tickets at Jacked-Up Prices
There you are, looking for a student ticket for this Saturday’s football game. You go to the Iowa Ticket Facebook Marketplace, knowing...
NATIONWIDE ALERT: Kirk Ferentz shits in ur bed
Remember all those sounds yesterday? Yeah, that was him. It was really stinky.
Kirk Ferentz Sues Costco brand, Kirkland, for Name Theft, Costco Must Raise Price of 1.50 Hot Dog
A devastating blow indeed to Costco as Kirk Ferentz's legal team comes at brand Kirkland so hard that Costco is forced to increase the...
Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”
“I allowed Brian to lightly suckle the nectar from Papa’s tit,” Ferentz said. “He shall be ready for next Saturday.”
Kirk Ferentz Visited by Ghosts of Football Past, Present, and Future
When 68-year-old Kirk Ferentz is seen on regional TV scowling at his son every Saturday afternoon, it's hard not to draw comparison to...
Doping, Sex, Murder: The Many Scandals of the Spikeball Hawkeyes
In recent years, spikeball has risen to the forefront of college sports. As more and more students are coming to realize that by playing...
Doily Allergen Press Passes Prove to Be Total Failure
Doily fans, I write to you today from a cell located deep in the basement of the Iowa City County Jail. My rights have been violated, my...
Marketing Major Put on Academic Probation after Missing Class for Three Straight Weeks of Class
It’s not often that marketing majors get caught in such hot water, but third year marketing student, Caitlin Clark, decided to completely...
Turf War Arises Between Pride Alliance Center and ROTC
When traveling down Grand Avenue, you might come across the Pride Alliance Center and the South Quadrangle – two households, both alike...
Local Middle School Football Team Beats Iowa State
It is a dark time indeed for the world-famous Iowa State University’s football team. They have been fighting and pleading for a break...
Football Season Under Criticism From Artsy Kids Who Just Want To Go To Gabe’s
From the legendary matchup and comeback win against Penn State, to the distressing loss against Purdue, the epic highs and lows of Iowa’s...
Opinion: Garza Ain’t Got Shit On Me!
So, Luka Garza was recently named Big Ten Conference men’s basketball player of the year for the second year in a row. Whoop dee doo. He...
UI Overwatch Matches Moved Online For Upcoming Semester
Many details surrounding the spring semester remain uncertain. Many student organizations are hoping to once again meet in person, but...
Quidditch Team Now Doing Zoom Workouts
*Disclaimer: All the information in this article is entirely true. Last week, the University of Iowa quidditch team had their first...
Chris Doyle Defends Racist Remarks: “It Gets Our Black Players Pumped And Ready For Game Day.”
Claiming that his questionable behavior toward black athletes in the Iowa football program was only meant to “excite them into action on...
Iowa City Police Unimpressed by Kid’s Sloppy Kickflip in Park Ridge Construction Site
Shaking their heads in disappointment, Iowa City Police were found unimpressed by a kid’s sloppy kickflip he performed inside the...
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