Student who Opted out of Duo Push Logs in to Find Homework Done and UBill Paid
University of Iowa students have a long and complicated history with Duo Push and its so-called security benefits. While the university...
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All the Questions I Asked My Mom This Week
It’s that time of year - the cicadas are singing, the rain is pouring, and college students all throughout Iowa City are realizing they...
Woman Who Still Plays Wordle Just Got Job as Admissions Counselor
Great news! The woman who sits a few rows in front of you in class just got a job as an admissions counselor. In the year of our lord...
Student Spotlight: I am Elvis Reincarnated
Suppose you’re looking for trouble. You came to the right place. Long story short, I’m evil, and don’t mess around with me. I know y’all...
Student Spotlight: Student Returns From Summer Break Paler Than Before
Summer break is undoubtedly a special time for students at the University of Iowa, but it isn’t necessarily the break that we are excited...
Student Spotlight: International Relations Major Travels to Ukraine to Explain Situation to Them
The conflict between Ukraine and Russia is something everyone is aware of, though everyone’s level of knowledge about the subject...
Christian Student Knits Sweaters For Trees That Are Letting It All Hang Out
Winter is here, which means the white boys who choose to wear shorts in sub zero temperatures will emerge from their ratty apartments and...
Girl At Party Discovers Guy From Tinder Actually Fish
For those who don’t know, Tinder is a dating app frequently used by young adults. It is an application based on liking (swiping right) or...
Student Gaslight: No, Sweetheart, That’s Not What Happened
In an era of misinformation and “fact-checking” it can be hard to know what the truth is, and when someone is lying to you. This is...
“Can I Run My Stand-Up Set By You?” Asks Friend of A Friend
It happened on a night like any other. Jessica Hamm was microwaving her Velveeta Mac n’ Cheese dinner and getting ready to study for...
How This Student Learned The Trick to Stealing Food From The Dining Hall: Doily Allergen Special Rep
Since the dawn of man, people have been asking the same questions: “Is there a God?” “What is the meaning of life?” “How can I steal as...
Student Spotlight: My RA Gave Me “The Talk” During Hawk Talk
It was a day just like any other. I was walking home from my last class of the day in Seamans Center when I heard a group of guys...
Piece of Shit Changes Seats
With the fall semester well underway, most of the student body has fallen back into the routines of the school year. Walking to the same...
Disoriented, Starved Senior Emerges From Lindquist Center After Being Lost, Presumed Dead For Weeks
Iowa City residents can rest easier tonight after Jared Johanssen, the UI senior believed to have been dead for two weeks after getting...
UI Parking and Transportation to Ticket Students for Standing Still Too Long
The Department of Parking and Transportation is well-known for pissing students off. You park your car for an hour and if you stay ten...
Freshman In Critical Condition After Mistaking Swarm of Wasps For On Iowa Leader
Mass confusion between On Iowa shirts and bees enjoying the summer heat came to a head yesterday, after freshman Cameron Rothman was...
Student Spotlight: This Trendsetter Just Discovered Making Sourdough In Quarantine
In our fifteenth month of the COVID-19 pandemic, one student has picked up a new, groundbreaking hobby that’s sure to catch on: baking...
“I Am Immune!” Declares Fully Vaccinated Student With 3 STI’s
Good news was shared by local finance major, James Adrian, as the fully vaccinated student now claims he is back to full health,...
Sleep Schedule Interfering With Student’s Adderall Use
Local architecture major Rasmus Schlooter has found himself having to put aside his Adderall use after falling back into the pits of a...
Arbor Day Party Gets Too Lit, Police Arrive
Iowa City Police officers arrived at a house party yesterday afternoon after an Arbor Day party simply became too lit. The hosts of the...
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