Herky

Herky the Hawk Named the New Pope

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Hawk, amen.

May 8 •

Delaney Waterman

Herky Becomes Proud Hawkeye Parent; Easter Egg Hunt Canceled

Yesterday morning, members of the Campus Activities Board were shocked to find that the eggs they had painstakingly painted and hidden across the…

Apr 19 •

Herky Slain Amid Augury and Haruspicy Incident

A Soothsayer Week Article

Apr 3 •

Charlotte Hagen

Herky Joins a Flock of Geese: Flies South For Spring Break

Herky was seen recently flying over the great state of Texas with a flock of geese.

Mar 14 •

Delaney Waterman

Five American Colonists Shot Dead in Boston

Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen

Mar 6 •

McDonald’s Releases New Herky Shake

Following the success of the annual Shamrock Shake and the temporary Grimace Shake, McDonald’s has announced a new themed dessert to add to their menus…

Mar 4 •

Herky the Hawk Gets Five Big Booms: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!

This morning, it was announced that Herky the Hawk is the newest topic to receive the prestigious Five Big Booms from the Costco Guys AJ and Big…

Feb 17 •

Herky Sees His Shadow: Six More Weeks of Midterms Predicted

The University of Iowa celebrated Groundhog Day this year with the school’s favorite tradition: pulling Herky out of a hole in the ground and seeing…

Feb 2 •

The Doily Allergen

Herky Saves the Town

You Heard Right!

Dec 3, 2024 •

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The Doily Allergen Goes Back in Time to the First Thanksgiving to Get Herky off the Menu

THAT’S RIGHT!

Dec 2, 2024 •

Charlotte Hagen

We Roasted Herky This Thanksgiving: How Did He Taste?

We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can.

Nov 28, 2024 •

Herky Hunted for Sport

Early this morning, Herky the Hawk’s feathered corpse was found on the steps of the Old Capitol building.

Nov 27, 2024 •

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