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Barbara Wilson Throws Public Tantrum After Grad Students Refuse to Work for Free
Cuts to the University’s budget are being felt by everyone across campus, including President Barbara Wilson.
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Delaney Waterman
Barbara Wilson Hands Out Autographed Headshots for Employee Appreciation Week
Student’s wages will be garnished as compensation
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Asher
FilmScene Shows “Barb’s Not Dead”
Too Bad They Missed the Oscars
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Calvin Covington
Barbara Wilson Launches New App: BarbaraWilsonOfficial.com
Already better than HawkTools
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Calvin Covington
Barb Wilson Buys Mall to Build New Vacation House
So we all heard the news, the University has bought the Old Capital Mall.
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Delaney Waterman
The Doily Allergen Endorses Barbara Wilson for President of the United States
Fuck You, Independent Voters.
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D Will
Opinion: Barbara Wilson Does Not Get Paid Enough.
Tuition needs to be TRIPLED with a 50% mandatory tip.
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Asher
Spotted: Barb Wilson Raving with Freshmen at Summit
When people think of a university president, they think of suits and formal business, President Barb Wilson is here to put all those ideas to rest.
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Delaney Waterman
UI Applicants to be Reaped for Hunger Games to Limit Growing Student Body
by Ashley Cimarolli
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The Doily Allergen
Barbara Wilson Dons Springlock Suit for FNAF Movie Release
A FNAF Week Article
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Ev W
Does Barb Wilson Have a “Fuck Ass Bob”?
Dora the Explorer.
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Ev W
Barbara Wilson Changes Name of Burge to “Barbge”
Barb calls for Avengers level monuments built to the sky with her name plastered on them...
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