Barbara Wilson

Barbara Wilson Pardons Herky

Nov 27 •

Barb to Run for Mayor of New York City (Next Time)

After careful consideration, our very own Barbara Wilson has decided to downgrade from president to mayor, specifically mayor of New York.

Nov 10 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

All Barbara’s Are University Presidents Through the Transitive Property

Small sample size does not matter. Why do you ask?

Oct 21 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

HAWK ALERT: Barbara Wilson Spotted Doing Whippets in the Elray’s Alley

HAWK ALERT: University officials have received reports that some students saw University of Iowa President Barabara Wilson huffing whippets in the alley…

Oct 5 •

Barbara Wilson Designates Sunset Club as Terrorists

In the wake of the shocking revelation that the alleged murderer in Charlie Kirk’s brutal assassination may have enjoyed watching sunsets, University of…

Sep 30 •

Byron López Ellington

FACT: You Don’t Know Who Bruce Harreld Is

Harreld in the new semester with knowledge of your ignorance!

Sep 3 •

Calvin Covington

Barbara Wilson Throws Public Tantrum After Grad Students Refuse to Work for Free

Cuts to the University’s budget are being felt by everyone across campus, including President Barbara Wilson.

Apr 22 •

Delaney Waterman

Barbara Wilson Hands Out Autographed Headshots for Employee Appreciation Week

Student’s wages will be garnished as compensation

Apr 18 •

FilmScene Shows “Barb’s Not Dead”

Too Bad They Missed the Oscars

Mar 7 •

Calvin Covington

Barbara Wilson Launches New App: BarbaraWilsonOfficial.com

Already better than HawkTools

Feb 20 •

Calvin Covington

Barb Wilson Buys Mall to Build New Vacation House

So we all heard the news, the University has bought the Old Capital Mall.

Nov 20, 2024 •

Delaney Waterman

The Doily Allergen Endorses Barbara Wilson for President of the United States

Fuck You, Independent Voters.

Nov 4, 2024 •

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