Campus Life

Student Spotlight: Kid Who Fell Asleep in Class Can Only be Woken by True Love’s Kiss

Everyone has that one kid in their class who can sleep through anything.

Apr 15 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Scholarships YOU Should Apply For

It’s a match made in heaven, get ‘em while they’re hot! They’re waiting just for you!!

Apr 12 • Alex Smith-Perry

Person Tanning on Pentacrest Actually Just Naked

Apr 10 • Zach Martinez

Guy You Don’t Recognize Who Waved At You Fades Gently Into the Night

Chance Encounter Remains Unsolved Mystery of Life

Apr 9 • Calvin Covington

Student Spotlight: The Frat Guy Who Liked You On Hinge For The 5th Time

A Hinge notification pops up on your phone.

Apr 8 • Asher

Student Spotlight: Man Who Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself

Picture this: you’re sitting alone at a bar, enjoying a crisp Angry Orchard (please sponsor us), and some asshole starts disturbing your peace.

Apr 4 • Margo xp

Worst Conversation of All Time Overheard in FFT Café

A brave survivor shares their story.

Apr 3 • Zach Martinez

Iowa YAF Sponsors Grand Opening of IMU Chick-fil-A

And on the seventh day God ate no chicken

Mar 30 • Byron López Ellington

Brain Rock Replaced With Tribute to Smiling Friends

It has been almost a month since the creators of the Adult Swim TV Series “Smiling Friends” announced that the show would come to an abrupt end.

Mar 24 • Julie Brachmann

Burge Pianist Shot Dead By Front Desk Worker

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S DEAD!!!! THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! MY WALKING TACO!!!!!!!!!

Mar 11 • McKinley McManus

BREAKING: @oilyinherteazone Live Tweets From Burge Marketplace

#Burgepianist #descentintomadness #livetweeting #oilyinherTeazone

Mar 11 • Margo xp

BREAKING: Burge Pianist Plays “Visions of Gideon” Instead of “City of Stars”

Mar 11 • Katelyn Nguyen

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