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HAWK ALERT: Guys What Should We Write About

Join the Doily Allergen so you can tell us what to write about.

Aug 25 •

Byron López Ellington

HAWK ALERT: A Second Drink Has Hit Your Lightweight Friend

But they’re not going to throw up. They SWEAR.

Apr 25 •

HAWK ALERT: Your Short Friend Is Airborne

Let’s hope they packed their umbrella.

Mar 7 •

HAWK ALERT: Student Apprehended for Being in Possession of Academic Weapons

The University’s main library is under complete lockdown after the Iowa City Police tip line received notice that a student in possession of deadly…

Dec 14, 2024 •

HWK LRT: Whr Dd th Vwls G???

Iw Ct Plc cntn t nvstgt. Rsm nrml ctvt nd sty wr f yr srrndngs. S mrgnc.w.d fr mr.

Nov 15, 2024 •

HAWK ALERT: Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine

Oct 27, 2024 •

HAWK ALERT: H'what in Tarnation Is a Midterm?

These darn tootin’ tests have done got me confounded… we ain’t even halfway through the darn semester, dagnabbit!

Oct 10, 2024 •

Byron López Ellington

HAWK ALERT: OUCH OWIE OWWWW

WHOOOOOO MAMA!!!!!

Oct 7, 2024 •

HAWK ALERT: do you even like me?

No one asked when we went missing for a week...whatever...

Mar 19, 2024 •

The Doily Allergen

HAWK ALERT: u up?

Feb 12, 2024 •

HAWK ALERT: I Just Took a Gender-Affirming Shit

It was midmorning.

Jan 31, 2024 •

NATIONWIDE ALERT: Kirk Ferentz shits in ur bed

A Kirk Ferentz Week Article

Oct 5, 2023 •

The Doily Allergen

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