Hawk Alert

BREAKING: A Beautiful Woman Keeps Calling You

Stay inside… go where she tells you to go… WHEW!

Apr 2 • Anna Fox

HAWK ALERT: it’s spring break bitches!!!!!!!!

Get fucking hype.

Mar 23 • Rigby

HAWK ALERT: Will Smith JUST Slapped Chris Rock

And EVERYONE is talking about it!

Feb 23 • Julie Brachmann

HAWK ALERT: You Drunk Texted (Again...)

You may have also voice memoed. Proceed With Caution.

Oct 24, 2025 • Katelyn Nguyen

HAWK ALERT: Crime Reported Near Campus… Okay?...

This message includes information about a crime that was recently reported on or near the University of Iowa campus.

Oct 22, 2025 • Julie Brachmann

HAWK ALERT: Barbara Wilson Spotted Doing Whippets in the Elray’s Alley

HAWK ALERT: University officials have received reports that some students saw University of Iowa President Barabara Wilson huffing whippets in the alley…

Oct 5, 2025 • D Will

HAWK ALERT: Guys What Should We Write About

Join the Doily Allergen so you can tell us what to write about.

Aug 25, 2025 • Byron López Ellington

HAWK ALERT: A Second Drink Has Hit Your Lightweight Friend

But they’re not going to throw up. They SWEAR.

Apr 25, 2025 • Anna Fox

HAWK ALERT: Your Short Friend Is Airborne

Let’s hope they packed their umbrella.

Mar 7, 2025 • Alex Doughty

HAWK ALERT: Student Apprehended for Being in Possession of Academic Weapons

The University’s main library is under complete lockdown after the Iowa City Police tip line received notice that a student in possession of deadly…

Dec 14, 2024 • Alex Doughty

HWK LRT: Whr Dd th Vwls G???

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Nov 15, 2024 • Ev W

HAWK ALERT: Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine

Oct 27, 2024 • Tessa Ramsden

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