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Ways to Tell Your Situationship "I Love You" Without Actually Saying It

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Feb 14 • Byron López Ellington

Affirmations For Valentine's Day

Happy day before Valentine’s Day, readers!

Feb 13 • Margo xp

Tips and Tricks for Sexting in Your College GroupMe

Turn Your Student Org into a Student Orgy with These Easy Hacks!

Oct 16, 2025 • Ev W

How the Student Government Shutdown Will Affect You

With the Iowa Board of Regents unable to agree on a spending bill by the deadline of October 1st (citing disputes over football coaching staff and…

Oct 2, 2025 • Alex Doughty

Every State That’s Never Been Mentioned in a Doily Article

Until now, The Doily Allergen has only ever published articles referencing a small portion of the U.S.

Sep 9, 2025 • Byron López Ellington

How To Kiss Your Professor’s Ass If You Didn’t Go To Class This Semester

May 6, 2025 • D Will

What Your Star Sign Says About Your Upcoming Finals Grades

Studies show astrology to be a better predictor of grade than class attendance

May 5, 2025 • Alex Doughty

Top 10 Phrases to Sound Both Professional and Scathing in Course Evals

SPOT Evaluations opened up this week, which means it is finally time for you to tear that one professor to shreds for all the shit they’ve put you…

May 2, 2025 • Tessa Ramsden

Tips to Avoid the Senior Waterslide

As the end of the semester approaches, seniors may find themselves struggling to focus on their schoolwork, knowing that the end of their torment is…

Apr 30, 2025 • Byron López Ellington

Spring Lookook: Pointy Hats Laden with Stars are IN

A Soothsayer Week Article

Apr 5, 2025 • The Doily Allergen

Doily’s Top 10 Evil Spells

A Soothsayer Week Article

Apr 1, 2025 • McKinley McManus

10 Steps to Avoid Being Single On Valentine’s Day

Love will be in the air… mark our words…

Feb 13, 2025 • Calvin Covington

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