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How To Kiss Your Professor’s Ass If You Didn’t Go To Class This Semester
Uh oh!
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D Will
What Your Star Sign Says About Your Upcoming Finals Grades
Studies show astrology to be a better predictor of grade than class attendance
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Alex Doughty
Top 10 Phrases to Sound Both Professional and Scathing in Course Evals
SPOT Evaluations opened up this week, which means it is finally time for you to tear that one professor to shreds for all the shit they’ve put you…
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Tessa Ramsden
Tips to Avoid the Senior Waterslide
As the end of the semester approaches, seniors may find themselves struggling to focus on their schoolwork, knowing that the end of their torment is…
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Byron López Ellington
Spring Lookook: Pointy Hats Laden with Stars are IN
A Soothsayer Week Article
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The Doily Allergen
Doily’s Top 10 Evil Spells
A Soothsayer Week Article
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McKinley McManus
10 Steps to Avoid Being Single On Valentine’s Day
Love will be in the air… mark our words…
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Calvin Covington
Top Ten Ways to be the Coolest Person During Syllabus Week
With the first week of classes underway, many of us are looking for a fresh start this semester.
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Delaney Waterman
13 Reasons Why You Should Lock In
It’s that magical time of year when even the smallest things going wrong can have you telling all your friends (or at least Yik Yak), “This is my 13th…
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Tessa Ramsden
Top Ten Topics to Bring Up to Your Family This Thanksgiving
It’s finally time, Hawks!
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Charlotte Hagen
Top 5 Best Pentacrest Buildings
In No Particular Order
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Calvin Covington
Top 10 Name Ideas for Student Apartments
As a college town, Iowa City is full of student apartment buildings that are all trying to appear as cool and hip to their potential youth tenants as…
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Tessa Ramsden
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