Dear Doily

Dear Doily: This Benadryl is Hittinggggg

Nov 16 •

Alex Smith-Perry

Dear Doily: My friend is studying abroad next semester. How can I make this about me?

Nov 12 •

Dear Doily: Man With 20 Mouths Will Not Shut Up While I Wait for My Estela’s Burritos

Nov 7 •

Dear Doily: The Whiteboard Next Door Has Funnier Jokes. Should I Kill Myself?

Dear Doily, Fuuuuuck. They got me.

Sep 29 •

Dear Doily: My Roommate’s Sousaphone is Too Damn Big

Actually, Nevermind. I Just Hate That He Goes to More Parties Than Me.

Sep 26 •

Dear Doily: I'm Gonna Beat the Shit out of This Kid in My Class

Sep 23 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

Dear Doily: Iowa HotGuys? Where?

Sep 19 •

Dear Doily: I'm Pro-Global Warming Because Look How Nice It Is Outside

Sep 17 •

Byron López Ellington

Dear Doily: I Love Throwing Things at the Marching Band!!!

Sep 12 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

Dear Doily: I’m Just Now Realizing How Much Stuff I Have to Move Out

May 9 •

Dear YAF, Will You be our Valentine?

We know this might come as a surprise both to you and our loyal readers after years of our bitter rivalry: Making fun of you publicly, writing endless…

Feb 14 •

The Doily Allergen

Dear Doily: Human Deworming Medication?!

Early Bird Gets Dewormed

Feb 4 •

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