Dear Doily

Dear Doily: Which FilmScene Theater is Best for Sensual Porking?

Feb 26 • Erin Detlefsen

Dear Doily: Hawk Tuah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 24 • McKinley McManus

Dear Doily: Do You Hear That Beeping?

Feb 20 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Dear Doily: Help! I Can’t Leave My Dorm Because What If Foxy Is There??

Feb 19 • Julie Brachmann

Dear Doily: My Hot TA Keeps Giving Me Fuck-Me Eyes

Feb 15 • D Will

Dear Doily: I Want to Fuck My Frat Bro

How to Crush It When You’re Crushing: Advice From an Expert.

Feb 12 • Anna Fox

Dear Doily: Why Q-Tip in Ear Feel So Good?

Truly One of the World’s Biggest Mysteries.

Dec 4, 2025 • Zach Martinez

Dear Doily: This Benadryl is Hittinggggg

Nov 16, 2025 • Alex Smith-Perry

Dear Doily: My friend is studying abroad next semester. How can I make this about me?

Nov 12, 2025 • Erin Detlefsen

Dear Doily: Man With 20 Mouths Will Not Shut Up While I Wait for My Estela’s Burritos

Nov 7, 2025 • Rigby

Dear Doily: The Whiteboard Next Door Has Funnier Jokes. Should I Kill Myself?

Dear Doily, Fuuuuuck. They got me.

Sep 29, 2025 • Anna Fox

Dear Doily: My Roommate’s Sousaphone is Too Damn Big

Actually, Nevermind. I Just Hate That He Goes to More Parties Than Me.

Sep 26, 2025 • Zach Martinez

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