Dear Doily

Dear Doily: The Whiteboard Next Door Has Funnier Jokes. Should I Kill Myself?

Dear Doily, Fuuuuuck. They got me.

Sep 29 •

Dear Doily: My Roommate’s Sousaphone is Too Damn Big

Actually, Nevermind. I Just Hate That He Goes to More Parties Than Me.

Sep 26 •

Dear Doily: I'm Gonna Beat the Shit out of This Kid in My Class

Sep 23 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

Dear Doily: Iowa HotGuys? Where?

Sep 19 •

Dear Doily: I'm Pro-Global Warming Because Look How Nice It Is Outside

Sep 17 •

Byron López Ellington

Dear Doily: I Love Throwing Things at the Marching Band!!!

Sep 12 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

Dear Doily: I’m Just Now Realizing How Much Stuff I Have to Move Out

May 9 •

Dear YAF, Will You be our Valentine?

We know this might come as a surprise both to you and our loyal readers after years of our bitter rivalry: Making fun of you publicly, writing endless…

Feb 14 •

The Doily Allergen

Dear Doily: Human Deworming Medication?!

Early Bird Gets Dewormed

Feb 4 •

Dear Doily: How are you?

Dec 4, 2024

Dear Doily: How Is It January Already?

Nov 22, 2024 •

Byron López Ellington

Dear Doily: Have you seen my ladybugs?

Nov 12, 2024 •

The Doily Allergen

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