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How the Student Government Shutdown Will Affect You
With the Iowa Board of Regents unable to agree on a spending bill by the deadline of October 1st (citing disputes over football coaching staff and…
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Alex Doughty
Barbara Wilson Designates Sunset Club as Terrorists
In the wake of the shocking revelation that the alleged murderer in Charlie Kirk’s brutal assassination may have enjoyed watching sunsets, University of…
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Byron López Ellington
ICE Targets Biggest Threat to National Security: Bread
Rumors suggest that Marco's Grilled Cheese has added extra ice to their machines.
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The Doily Allergen
9/11 Festivities Unexpectedly Cancelled
Yeah.
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Charlie Kirk Proved Wrong
Is it still worth “some gun deaths” to keep the Second Amendment?
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HAWK ALERT: Guys What Should We Write About
Join the Doily Allergen so you can tell us what to write about.
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Byron López Ellington
Satire No Longer Possible: Doily Allergen Gives Up
If you’re like us, you may have noticed that the world is getting more and more ridiculous with each passing day.
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Byron López Ellington
Herky the Hawk Named the New Pope
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Hawk, amen.
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Delaney Waterman
White Girl Tries to be DEI Coordinator: “They Don’t Know I’m Indie”
Go, white girl, go!
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How About The University of Iowa ACTUALLY Listens to Real Women?
The University of Iowa Needs to Protect Its Endangered Students Instead of Its Neo-Nazi Students
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D Will
Witches' Union Goes on Smite
A Soothsayer Week Article
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Byron López Ellington
Board of Regents Guts College of Sorcerous Arts and Séances
Job Security Bears Ill Omens
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Byron López Ellington
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Calvin Covington
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