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HAWK ALERT: Guys What Should We Write About
Join the Doily Allergen so you can tell us what to write about.
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Byron López Ellington
Satire No Longer Possible: Doily Allergen Gives Up
If you’re like us, you may have noticed that the world is getting more and more ridiculous with each passing day.
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Byron López Ellington
Herky the Hawk Named the New Pope
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Hawk, amen.
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Delaney Waterman
White Girl Tries to be DEI Coordinator: “They Don’t Know I’m Indie”
Go, white girl, go!
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The Doily Allergen
How About The University of Iowa ACTUALLY Listens to Real Women?
The University of Iowa Needs to Protect Its Endangered Students Instead of Its Neo-Nazi Students
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D Will
Witches' Union Goes on Smite
A Soothsayer Week Article
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Byron López Ellington
Board of Regents Guts College of Sorcerous Arts and Séances
Job Security Bears Ill Omens
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Byron López Ellington
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Calvin Covington
Local Four-Eyes Regrets Vote for Anti-Four-Eyes Party
“I never thought they would take away MY glasses!”
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Byron López Ellington
Five Groups of People Who Don’t Deserve Civil Rights, Since Apparently That’s Something We Can Do Now
On February 28th, Iowa governor Kim Reynolds signed a bill that strikes gender identity from Iowa’s civil rights law.
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Tessa Ramsden
Diva Spotted!: Oliver Weilein
As we know, we’re living through some unprecedented times.
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Delaney Waterman
Five American Colonists Shot Dead in Boston
Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen
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Asher
Compromise Reached! New Terms Added to DEI: Cisgender, Heterosexual, White, Christian, Male
Equal opportunity over equity! Diversity saved!!!!!
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D Will
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