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UI Student Arrested For Coughing In Direction of TPUSA Table
Iowa City, IA — A freshman student at the University of Iowa, Lilith Foley, was tackled and detained by an ICPD SWAT team shortly after walking out of…
Nov 16
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D Will
Barb to Run for Mayor of New York City (Next Time)
After careful consideration, our very own Barbara Wilson has decided to downgrade from president to mayor, specifically mayor of New York.
Nov 10
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Lucinda Lorrayne
Sorry Mamdani! Iowa Cambus Already Free
Nov 6
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Calvin Covington
Dear Daily: How Do You Get the Blood Off Your Hands?
This article is not satirical.
Oct 25
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Byron López Ellington
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Asher
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College of Engineering Claims New “Mega Civilian-Killing Laser 9000” Is Not Intended for Military Use
The hyperlinks in this article are functional.
Oct 24
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Keegan King
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Calvin Covington
How the Student Government Shutdown Will Affect You
With the Iowa Board of Regents unable to agree on a spending bill by the deadline of October 1st (citing disputes over football coaching staff and…
Oct 2
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Alex Doughty
Barbara Wilson Designates Sunset Club as Terrorists
In the wake of the shocking revelation that the alleged murderer in Charlie Kirk’s brutal assassination may have enjoyed watching sunsets, University of…
Sep 30
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Byron López Ellington
ICE Targets Biggest Threat to National Security: Bread
Rumors suggest that Marco's Grilled Cheese has added extra ice to their machines.
Sep 29
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The Doily Allergen
9/11 Festivities Unexpectedly Cancelled
Yeah.
Sep 11
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The Doily Allergen
Charlie Kirk Proved Wrong
Is it still worth “some gun deaths” to keep the Second Amendment?
Sep 11
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The Doily Allergen
HAWK ALERT: Guys What Should We Write About
Join the Doily Allergen so you can tell us what to write about.
Aug 25
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Byron López Ellington
Satire No Longer Possible: Doily Allergen Gives Up
If you’re like us, you may have noticed that the world is getting more and more ridiculous with each passing day.
May 11
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Byron López Ellington
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