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Heartbreaking: OnIowa! Leader Witnesses Freshmen Make Past Mistakes
Every year, the incoming class of Hawkeyes gathers a week early to experience college life and traditions before returning students flood the halls and…
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Charlotte Hagen
Satire No Longer Possible: Doily Allergen Gives Up
If you’re like us, you may have noticed that the world is getting more and more ridiculous with each passing day.
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Byron López Ellington
Girl Drinks Coffee, Ready to Lock In After This Five-Hour Nap
With finals rapidly approaching and no sign of time magically stopping, students across campus have been scrambling to complete papers and actually…
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Charlotte Hagen
Herky the Hawk Named the New Pope
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Hawk, amen.
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Delaney Waterman
Guy Who Ate Soup All Semester Did Better on the Final Than You
HOW DID HE DO IT??
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Anna Fox
Catlett Dining Hall Music Decided by Confused Goldfish
Have you ever sat at the dining hall and thought midway through your meal, “why on earth are they playing this music?” Recent rumors around campus have…
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Charlotte Hagen
Iowa City Still Hung Over After Bar Crawl
As the school year draws to a close and the weather gets warmer, partygoers flock downtown in hordes.
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McKinley McManus
Whoopsies! Funding Pulled from Tippie: Someone’s Getting Fired…
The One Place They Didn’t Want to Do That
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Tessa Ramsden
Student Spotlight: Cinema Student Who Thinks They Can Totally Carry that Equipment Back to Their Dorm
Get a Grip!
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Ev W
Barbara Wilson Throws Public Tantrum After Grad Students Refuse to Work for Free
Cuts to the University’s budget are being felt by everyone across campus, including President Barbara Wilson.
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Delaney Waterman
Sign Guy Gets Resurrected
He will come in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his sign will have no end
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Calvin Covington
Herky Becomes Proud Hawkeye Parent; Easter Egg Hunt Canceled
Yesterday morning, members of the Campus Activities Board were shocked to find that the eggs they had painstakingly painted and hidden across the…
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Anna Fox
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