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Sunset Club Storms the Old Capitol, Holding a Historic January 6th Memorial.

This morning, at about 8:30 am, sleeper agents affiliated with the Sunset Club were activated in and around the Old Capitol.

Jan 6 • Asher

Doily Allergen Working for Krampus this Holiday Season

Get ready for some real and unbiased seasonal cheer!

Dec 15, 2025 • Calvin Covington

Affirmations For Your Walk Down T. Anne Cleary

Dec 12, 2025 • Margo xp

Performative Male’s Spotify Wrapped Reveals DARK Truths

The campus community was left unsettled Tuesday after junior Benjamin Hargrove (commonly known as “Benji”) posted his Spotify Wrapped onto his Instagram…

Dec 10, 2025 • Keegan King

Report: All Faculty Has Simply Given Up

In a recent email that surprised absolutely nobody, President Wilson has shared that every faculty professor at the University of Iowa has given up on…

Dec 5, 2025 • McKinley McManus

Whippet Wednesday added to Iowa’s Course Syllabi as Religious Holy Day

Due to popular demand and a sharp decline in class attendance every Wednesday, the University of Iowa has officially recognized “Whippet Wednesday” as a…

Dec 3, 2025 • Julie Brachmann

University SHOCKED Individuals With Disabilities Exist Beyond Email Disclaimer

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: “Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to attend all University of Iowa-sponsored events.

Dec 2, 2025 • Charlotte Hagen

The Doily Allergen Dishonorably Discharged For Trying to Fake a Yeast Infection to Get Dishonorably Discharged

No Suppository in Sight

Dec 1, 2025 • D Will

Barbara Wilson Pardons Herky

Nov 27, 2025 • Erin Detlefsen

Doily Allergen Gets Deployed

Government Re-opens, We’re Shipped Off

Nov 22, 2025 • MK Shultz

Education Major Says Career Goal To Say N Word During “To Kill a Mockingbird”

While conducting interviews for an article on student career prospects, we met with a number of diverse members of the student body with a wide range of…

Nov 21, 2025 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Big Pot of Communal Stew Set to Replace Burge Dining Hall

In a stunning upgrade to on-campus dining, University Housing & Dining announced on Tuesday that Burge Dining Hall has been replaced by one (1) massive…

Nov 20, 2025 • Keegan King

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