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Doily Allergen to Take Leave of Absence After Death of Five Writers

Today is a sad day for The Doily Allergen and its dedicated following.

May 10 • Byron López Ellington

BREAKING: Barbara Wilson Reveals Death Doula Side-Hustle Amid Canvas Chaos

Had to Pay the Shinyhunters Bounty Somehow

May 9 • Ev W

Tippie Student Accepts Internship With Local Dark Lord

Far out in the distance, an evil castle sits framed by dark clouds and weird green lightning.

May 8 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Iowa Republican Congress Members Caught at No Loads Refused Pimped-Out Cumdump Event

May 7 • Zach Martinez

University of Iowa Hitler Youth Branch Receives Funding Cuts

In a breakthrough decision, the Iowa Board of Regents has slashed the historic “Hitler Youth Outreach Program” from their usual operational budget of…

May 7 • Asher

Local Man Builds Least Structurally Sound Die Table Yet

If men are good for anything, it’s poorly constructing wooden tables to gather around shirtless, beer in hand, at 10 am on a given Saturday.

May 2 • Erin Detlefsen

9-Person Friend Group Surprisingly Well-Adjusted and Free from Hatred

Apr 29 • Calvin Covington

UIHD Unveils Dining Hall Priority Queue For Student Athletes

Everybody’s gotta eat, but they need to more!

Apr 28 • Alex Doughty

UIowa Athletics Rep Catches Frisbee in Mouth

Ain’t no rule says a normal regular guy can’t play Ultimate.

Apr 24 • Anna Fox

Elray’s Cracks Down on Groping, Goes Out of Business

The beloved Iowa City institution Elray’s Live & Dive has fallen to the wayside shortly after instituting a strict “no groping” policy.

Apr 20 • Erin Detlefsen

Prominent Iowa City Gay Bar Temporarily Closed

Community Uplifts Queer Voices in the Wake of Deadwood Tavern’s Closure

Apr 17 • Katelyn Nguyen and Ev W

Guy in Your Econ Class: “War Is Great Because the Drones Go Zoom”

And the bombs go kaboom

Apr 17 • Byron López Ellington

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