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Meteorologists Predict Wave Of Performative Readers On Campus

The weather’s too nice to read inside, where nobody can acknowledge how studious you are.

22 hrs ago • The Doily Allergen

Student Spotlight: Kid Who Fell Asleep in Class Can Only be Woken by True Love’s Kiss

Everyone has that one kid in their class who can sleep through anything.

Apr 15 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Evil Bitch Secures Summer Internship

It’s finally that time of year- trying to secure a summer internship!

Apr 13 • Julie Brachmann

Person Tanning on Pentacrest Actually Just Naked

Apr 10 • Zach Martinez

Sign Guy Adds “Four-Eyes” to Sign

Following his triumphant return from the land of the dead, the Burge Sign Guy has carefully reviewed his list of those who shall be banished to Hell…

Apr 7 • Byron López Ellington

Worst Conversation of All Time Overheard in FFT Café

A brave survivor shares their story.

Apr 3 • Zach Martinez

SCOTUS Deems Frat Weddings Legally Binding

In a shocking 8-1 decision, the Highest Court has declared frat weddings meet the constitutional requirements of matrimony, granting full legal…

Apr 3 • Erin Detlefsen

BREAKING: A Beautiful Woman Keeps Calling You

Stay inside… go where she tells you to go… WHEW!

Apr 2 • Anna Fox

Iowa City Documentary Film Festival Returns for its 21st Year of Experimental Cinema

The Iowa City International Documentary Film Festival (ICDOCS) celebrates its return to Iowa City for its 21st year.

Apr 2

OPINION: Goose is not geese and goose came to iowa city, not carmen snow

Duck Duck Goose Mother Fucker

Apr 2 • Rigby

Ag Students Now Required to Drink Chemical Runoff

A damning report was just released by the College of Public Health, placing Iowa as second in the United States in terms of cancer rates.

Apr 2 • Asher

Iowa YAF Sponsors Grand Opening of IMU Chick-fil-A

And on the seventh day God ate no chicken

Mar 30 • Byron López Ellington

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