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Barbara Wilson Pardons Herky

Nov 27 •

Doily Allergen Gets Deployed

Government Re-opens, We’re Shipped Off

Nov 22 •

Education Major Says Career Goal To Say N Word During “To Kill a Mockingbird”

While conducting interviews for an article on student career prospects, we met with a number of diverse members of the student body with a wide range of…

Nov 21 •

Lucinda Lorrayne

Big Pot of Communal Stew Set to Replace Burge Dining Hall

In a stunning upgrade to on-campus dining, University Housing & Dining announced on Tuesday that Burge Dining Hall has been replaced by one (1) massive…

Nov 20 •

‘Lactose Intolerance’ to be Classified in DSM-6

The New Psych Meta: What You Need to Know.

Nov 18 •

Report: Everyone Can Tell You’re Trying To Hide An Ingrown Toenail Limp On T. Anne Cleary Walkway

Nobody walks like that.

Nov 17 •

UI Student Arrested For Coughing In Direction of TPUSA Table

Iowa City, IA — A freshman student at the University of Iowa, Lilith Foley, was tackled and detained by an ICPD SWAT team shortly after walking out of…

Nov 16 •

UIowa To Ban Organic Chemistry Tutor Videos, Promote Use of Tutor Iowa

In a startling move for STEM and non-STEM students alike, President Wilson has issued a statement declaring a total ban on videos from the popular…

Nov 15 •

McKinley McManus

Third-year English Student Has Yet to Read Book

UI: the writing school, not the reading school

Nov 11 •

Study Shows Tall Guys are Employed by the University to Walk Slow

(Specifically in front of you)

Nov 9 •

Charlotte Hagen

BREAKING: Guy Reading on Bus Is a Vibe

IOWA CITY, IA — Around 8:30 this morning, bystanders reported witnessing a male student reading while heading to class on the Cambus Red Route.

Nov 7 •

Byron López Ellington

Dining Hall First Date Obviously Not Going Well

UIowa Student Marco Cavazos Invites the Doily Allergen to Eavesdrop on His Dining Hall First Date

Nov 5 •

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