Opinion

Opinion: I’m Being Discriminated Against—None of the Custom American Girl Dolls have a Fuck Ass Bob

Josefina, Addy, Kaya, Melody, Julie’s Asian friend: American Girl Dolls are praised for the diversity they add to the children’s toy market.

Oct 11 •

Opinion: And When Everything is a Midterm, Nothing Will Be

It is the sixth week of classes; that is, we are just about a third of the way done with this semester.

Oct 1 •

Charlotte Hagen

A Modest Proposal: Eat The Freshmen

We are now experiencing the special time of year in Iowa City when the freshman class has finally moved into their dorms and begun to acclimate to life…

Aug 26 •

McKinley McManus

Five Groups of People Who Don’t Deserve Civil Rights, Since Apparently That’s Something We Can Do Now

On February 28th, Iowa governor Kim Reynolds signed a bill that strikes gender identity from Iowa’s civil rights law.

Mar 13 •

Dear The Onion: Get Your Own Ideas

Dear The Onion,

Feb 6 •

REVIEW: The University Student Handbook

Did you know we had one of those?

Feb 5 •

Calvin Covington

Opinion: Iowa City Is Suffering A Severe Emo Boy Shortage

Dec 10, 2024 •

Opinion: Barbara Wilson Does Not Get Paid Enough.

Tuition needs to be TRIPLED with a 50% mandatory tip.

Nov 2, 2024 •

What’s With All These Frogs?

With the colder seasons coming quickly upon us, we often expect to see fewer birds, fewer people in our 8 a.m.s, and the stupid bugs finally go away…

Oct 28, 2024

This New Raising Cane’s Tastes Suspiciously Like Herky the Hawk

After having dined at the new Raising Cane’s location in downtown Iowa City, many customers are reporting the chicken tasting like how the University of…

Oct 8, 2024 •

What’s the Deal With All the Fucking Lit Mags??

Submit your hyperspecific lit mag ideas below

Oct 3, 2024 •

Charlotte Hagen

We Are Your Favorite Newspaper’s Favorite Newspaper

Sep 16, 2024 •

The Doily Allergen

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