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Opinion: Danny’s Birthday is in Five Months
Opinion: Halloween Should Be on Tuesday Every Year
Opinion: Just Learn How to Fucking Parallel Park
Opinion: I Would Beat President Barbara J. Wilson 6-0 in a Tennis Match
Not Our Fault: The Recession Wouldn’t Have Happened If You, Kyle, Hadn’t Spent So Much On Defense
Opinion: I Miss the Old Days
Admit It: You Just Hate Powerful, Successful Women With Strong Opinions
Opinion: Is Your TA Hot, Or Did He Just Tell You That You Have Good Sentence Structure?
Opinion: Sure, Ethnic Cleansing Is Bad, But Is It Worse Than My Ruined Grad Photos?
I Got My Town Hall To Level 13 In Clash of Clans But I Guess Women Aren’t Interested In Nice Guys
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