Opinion: Danny’s Birthday is in Five Months
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Opinion: Halloween Should Be on Tuesday Every Year
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Opinion: Just Learn How to Fucking Parallel Park

Opinion: I Would Beat President Barbara J. Wilson 6-0 in a Tennis Match

Not Our Fault: The Recession Wouldn’t Have Happened If You, Kyle, Hadn’t Spent So Much On Defense

Opinion: I Miss the Old Days

Opinion: Is Your TA Hot, Or Did He Just Tell You That You Have Good Sentence Structure?

Opinion: Sure, Ethnic Cleansing Is Bad, But Is It Worse Than My Ruined Grad Photos?

I Got My Town Hall To Level 13 In Clash of Clans But I Guess Women Aren’t Interested In Nice Guys
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Opinion: Fuck You, Professor Walsh

Opinion: I’m Not Too Fond of Kim Reynolds

Opinion: Someone Should Really Check On Chris Wallace

The Letters of The LBGTQ Acronym, As Ranked By Brad

Opinion: If You Celebrate Month Week, You Celebrate Racism

Opinion: What Month Week Means To Me


Opinion: Luka Garza Could Swallow A Basketball Whole If He Wanted To


Opinion: Maybe I’ll Adapt To Feeling Unmotivated & Detached From Everything I Love About This Place