Barbara Wilson

Spotted: Barb Wilson Raving with Freshmen at Summit

When people think of a university president, they think of suits and formal business, President Barb Wilson is here to put all those...

UI Applicants to be Reaped for Hunger Games to Limit Growing Student Body

University President, Barbara Wilson, recently realized she had bit off more than she could chew after selling Mayflower and had nowhere...

Barbara Wilson Dons Springlock Suit for FNAF Movie Release

Hear ye, hear ye! The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is now in theaters! I may not be a legitimate town crier ringing my bells throughout...

Does Barb Wilson Have a “Fuck Ass Bob”?

Dora the Explorer. Lord Farquaad. Edna Mode. Azealia Banks. What do all these legends have in common? What puts them at the forefront of...

Dear Barb: Would You Still Love Me If I was a Slut?

Barbbbbb. Barb. Barbara. Barbie. Be honest, my love. Be 100% honest. If I was a stupid dirty whore, would you still love me? Would you?...

Student Employees Now to be Paid in BarbBucks

Every little boy and girl at orientation is told that University of Iowa is a cashless campus, and that they are instead encouraged to...

Opinion: I Would Beat President Barbara J. Wilson 6-0 in a Tennis Match

If you were to ask almost any student at the University of Iowa if they could beat President Wilson in a tennis match, they would likely...

President Wilson Offers Timely Statement on North Carolina State Arson Law

Earlier this summer, many University of Iowa students felt seen and validated when President Barbara Wilson sent out an email to the...

Breaking: Barbara Wilson Spotted With Pete Davidson

Earlier this week Barbara Wilson was spotted with celebrity heartthrob Pete Davidson, just days after the star was seen with Kim...

Report: Barbara Wilson vs Wilson’s Orchard: Is the University in the Pocket of Big Barb?

When I was first assigned to inspect the tenuous link between Wilson’s Apple Orchard and University of Iowa President Barbara Wilson I...

My Vaccine Raffle Dinner with Barbara Wilson

When I entered the UI vaccine raffle for the first week, I was mostly hoping to win the Kinnick Stadium tour and seats. The dinner with...