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Iowa City Still Hungover After Bar Crawl
As the school year draws to a close and the weather gets warmer, partygoers flock downtown in hordes. This weekend, to no one’s shock,...


Student Spotlight: Cinema Student Who Thinks They Can Totally Carry that Equipment Back to Their Dorm
Get a Grip! Freshman Cinema Major, Kyle Godfrey, has picked himself up by his bootstraps; as well as several pounds of recording...


Herky Becomes Proud Hawkeye Parent; Easter Egg Hunt Canceled
Yesterday morning, members of the Campus Activities Board were shocked to find that the eggs they had painstakingly painted and hidden...


Pilate Balks: Good Friday Postponed
Maybe Some Other Time! BREAKING: In a shocking move on both religious and political fronts, Pontius Pilate—Governor of Judaea—has...


Report Finds Hot People Becoming Endangered Due to Campus Study Abroad Initiatives
Recent research finds that roughly 57% of the species “Cool Hot Person” that exists within the general population at the University of...


White Girl Tries to be DEI Coordinator: “They Don’t Know I’m Indie”
Go, white girl, go! Vivian Williams (local student, pescatarian; analog purist) throws her bleached wolf cut into a messy top knot,...


Witches' Union Goes on Smite
Following funding cuts to the College of Sorcerous Arts and Sciences, the Iowa City Witches’ Union has voted unanimously to launch an...


New Gen Ed Prerequisite is to Solve Riddles Three
Study also shows that your schedule builder predicts your classes As Fall 2025 course enrollment rolls around, Iowa students have started...


Oracles Predict: That 5’7 Twink Won’t Save You
So you’re talking to this guy… He seems a bit different then the rest. He likes your music. He dresses well. He smells of fruity cologne....


Iowa Adds Smutwriting Program
There has been an important recent announcement from the Iowa Board of Regents: “The funding cuts and divestment directives from DEI,...


Student Spotlight: Passionate Mother on a Campus Tour
As the eternal Iowa winters begin to break for greener pastures and brighter days, you can bet that the university is capitalizing on it...


Outbreak Over Break: Mysterious Virus Prevented All Your Friends From Being Productive
I swore this break would be different… Iowa student body, we regret to inform you that a virus has been lying latent in the student body...


Herky Joins a Flock of Geese: Flies South For Spring Break
Herky was seen recently flying over the great state of Texas with a flock of geese. On one of the group's pit stops we stopped to ask...


FilmScene Shows “Barb’s Not Dead”
Too Bad They Missed the Oscars In a bold new attempt to put the I(owa) back in “cinema”, the FilmScenes at the Chauncey and Ped Mall are...


Evil Wizard Spotted Terrorizing Innocent Bus
Has sorcery gone too far? Strange things are happening on Clinton St., friends. Strange things indeed. Footage from an anonymous (but...


The Doily Allergen Decides to Start Writing Satire
In a shocking turn of events—during a time in our country where the line between fact and fiction seems to be indistinguishable—the...


Barbara Wilson Launches New App: BarbaraWilsonOfficial.com
Already better than HawkTools As part of a new student outreach campaign, Barbara Wilson is taking a break from diving into piles of...


Herky Sees His Shadow: Six More Weeks of Midterms Predicted
The University of Iowa celebrated Groundhog Day this year with the school’s favorite tradition: pulling Herky out of a hole in the ground...


We Sent A Lone Gay Into A Gender & Sexuality Class
Why Are There Only Cishets in Those Classes? With Sylly Week finally over, one of our reporters felt they had enough information to...


YAF D&D Group Reunites After Break Hiatus
Casting “Sleep” on the Woke Left Wizards and witches (and NOBODY in between), rejoice! Your favorite tabletop gaming scene hasn’t gone...
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