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Iowa City Survivor: Which Dorm is Voted Off Campus?

Welcome back to this week’s episode of Iowa City Survivor! Before the break, the Dorms tribe suffered a total loss to the Apartments...

AMPTP Hires Pinkerton for Post-Strike Cleanup

As of 12:01 AM Pacific Time on November 9th, 2023, the Screen Actors Guild – American Federation of Television and Radio Actors...

SSSniperWolf Posts Apology for Actions on Burge Dining Screen

SSSniperWolf, a YouTuber known for her highly insightful and heartfelt commentaries of popular TikToks, has fallen into some hot water...

British Journalism Student Rejected by Doily Allergen, Regretfully Works for Daily Iowan Instead

This is a dark day for America. Wilfur Crumpleston IV, British exchange student, son of famed Sunday Times reporter Alaska Terfina...

Iowa Hates the Irish

Or so you think... As I’m sure all of our dear readers have noticed, the weather has gotten colder, leaves have begun to fall, and rumors...

Gay Person Shocked When Straight Person Recognizes Their Costume as Meryl Streep in Kramer vs Kramer

Halloweekend has recently passed, but if you’re a Halloween purist, then you know that the real fun goes down on the actual big day,...

Macbeth Review: GONE WRONG?? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Last Saturday, the Iowa Theater Department closed their production of Macbeth after seven performances. It was surprising that they made...

Does Barb Wilson Have a “Fuck Ass Bob”?

Dora the Explorer. Lord Farquaad. Edna Mode. Azealia Banks. What do all these legends have in common? What puts them at the forefront of...

Student Gets Hit by Iowa City Transit Bus, Only Gets 35% of Tuition Paid

I’m sure the vast majority of University of Iowa students have heard the old myth about how if you’re hit and/or run over by the Cambus,...

Mitch McConnell’s Plan to Stop Climate Change

Given his party’s general lack of acceptance of the realities of anthropogenic global climate change, it came as a surprise to people on...

Report: Why Was Herky So Caked Up at the Engagement Fair?

Iowa City, IA—This is a special investigative report conducted by the Doily Allergen’s on-site reporters over the last nearly two weeks...

Paranormal Investigator Surprised to Learn English-Philosophy Building Isn’t Haunted

Everything always seems more haunted in autumn, doesn’t it? With Halloween on the horizon, a chill in the breeze, and an early nighttime...

Doily Allergen Press Passes Prove to Be Total Failure

Doily fans, I write to you today from a cell located deep in the basement of the Iowa City County Jail. My rights have been violated, my...

Dead Raccoon Behind Mayflower “So Lana Del Ray-Core”

As the sun rose on the early Sunday morning, few stirred in their beds, still exhausted from the debauchery of the prior night. However,...

Freshman Loses Girlfriend to the Poster Guy

Many freshmen, upon entering their first semester of classes, often find themselves with a variety of issues that they hadn’t taken into...

Walk-Out to Protest Heat Ends in Tragedy

Like a scene out of a dystopian novel, thousands of students stood from their chairs at once and took to the halls, flooding the hallways...

In Honor of 4/20, Burge Replaces Mocha Brownies with Pot Brownies

You know it, we know it: for whatever reason, Burge Market Place loves having platterfuls of mocha brownies available for the taking...

I Spent a Week Working Out With Gym Bros to See How Gay They Are

For those of you who have anything to provide to society whatsoever, you have spent time at the gym. And for those of you who have...

The Passion of Herky

It was just supposed to be like any other Sunday. After an incredible victory at the hands of the women Hawkeyes, our beloved mascot...

Weird: You Just Made Eye Contact with Your Professor Bench Pressing like a MF in the CRWC

Uh-oh. When you’ve just finished with a strenuous workout, there’s nothing you want more than to go home without any major happenings...