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Former Tippie Student Passes Away
RIP Mr. Business major :(((

Opinion: Iowa City Is Suffering A Severe Emo Boy Shortage
Where u @???? As an inhabitant of Iowa City who is doomed to be attracted to men, my underwear has been bone dry since living in this...


Iowa Business Majors Forced To Enroll In Real Classes
In a shocking turn of events, Iowa business students are being required to take real classes before they graduate. Gone are the days of...


Sign Guy Gets Raptured During Demonstration Outside Burge
All signs point to salvation The University of Iowa campus has just lost one of Christ’s strongest warriors, but the kingdom of heaven...

Pappajohn Business Building Replaced by Wicked Castle
After 30 short years, the John Pappajohn Business Building, famous for taking up an entire city block and enlightening Iowans about the...

Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF
It’s one thing to fall victim to one of the numerous predatory student organizations on campus, but two?! Well, that’s what happened to...


Herky Likes ‘Em Hairy
Hate Week is now upon us, with freshly painted sheets decorating Iowa City. There are several true claims hanging around the city, but...

Gay, Trans Bottoms Get Bottom Surgery at Summit
Summit is Iowa City’s favorite heterosexual safe space. It’s the one place a homophobe can go and not have to worry about encountering...

Top 10 Most Fuckable Herkys
As 100 decently fuckable Herky statues went up throughout Iowa City today, only 10 hunky herks made the cut for the MOST fuckable. Below...

Gabe's Bar Temporarily Closed after Someone Walks in Wearing Deodorant
The regular hustle and bustle of Gabes bar came to a screeching halt on Friday night at 11:37pm when University of Iowa student, Sergio...

Student Spotlight: Caitlin Clark’s Boyfriend Plays Basketball Too
Apparently. Wouldn't ya know it?


These DI Fuckers Ever Heard of a Fucking Joke?
Fool us once...you get blasted. You get blasted!! This is the last time we reach out to the Daily Iowan with hope of building any sort of...


Herky the Hawk Looks in the Mirror for the First Time: Becomes Self-Aware
After Sunday’s women’s basketball win, Herky the Hawk was seen celebrating with celebs such as Travis Scott and Jake from State Farm....


Iowa YAF Wins Pulitzer Prize For Beautiful Chalk Messages
After decorating the University of Iowa’s pavements with powerful messages fighting UIowa’s Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Policy, Iowa...

Underfunded UI Theatre Department Resorts to Putting On Dance Moms
The University of Iowa Theatre Arts Department has put on a number of crazy shows including the famous cursed show, Macbeth, this past...


Burge Bans Residents From Watching Saltburn Due to Multiple Leaks in Dining Hall
As a result of the popular new movie, Saltburn, many leaks have appeared in the ceiling of Burge Market Place. Saltburn depicts many...

UI Student Starts Petition to Turn Brain Rock Piss-Yellow
Most UI students know the infamous rumor surrounding the Brain Rock statue located on T. Anne Cleary Walkway: drunk people piss on the...

Stop Trying to Make the Winter Engagement Fair Happen… it’s Not Going to Happen
Record low turnout this year at the winter engagement fair, as only one student showed up, took 47 pieces of candy, and walked his ass...

UI Applicants to be Reaped for Hunger Games to Limit Growing Student Body
University President, Barbara Wilson, recently realized she had bit off more than she could chew after selling Mayflower and had nowhere...

Iowa City Survivor: Which Dorm is Voted Off Campus?
Welcome back to this week’s episode of Iowa City Survivor! Before the break, the Dorms tribe suffered a total loss to the Apartments...
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