Dear Freshman: Don’t Pick Up Those Stupid Fucking Newspapers
Guess who’s back? That’s right. We’re back for real this time. Like, we swear this is the last time. Like, for real. Anyways, in case you...
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Matt Walsh Cancels Lecture, Iowa City Women Too Old
On Monday, Matt Walsh decided to cancel his “What is a Woman?” lecture at the IMU. He reportedly stated “these bitches too old,” shortly...
Your Residence Halls as Hunger Games Districts
Capitol: Rise Apartments We get it, you’re better than all of us District 1 (Luxury): Peterson Fancy building Athletes who think they’d...
Marketing Major Put on Academic Probation after Missing Class for Three Straight Weeks of Class
It’s not often that marketing majors get caught in such hot water, but third year marketing student, Caitlin Clark, decided to completely...
Everywhere My Grandma Visited on Her Trip to Iowa City
My grandma recently took a weekend trip to Iowa City to visit me, but not without documenting her sightseeing. Here are some of her...
John Pappajohn Building Set to be Replaced with the Bell TacoBell Building
Here at the University of Iowa, business majors really only have two things going for them: basic knowledge of how to format an Excel...
UI College Republicans Denounce “Woke” Spanish Language; “Too Many Pronouns”
The University of Iowa College Republicans announced their latest policy campaign this week, taking to social media to announce their new...
Bruce Harreld Tearfully Puts Herky To Sleep For Biting Small Child
It was a sad day for University of Iowa President Bruce Harreld as he was forced to euthanize the school’s beloved mascot after Herky bit...
Classes of Forty-Nine People On Thin Fucking Ice
After deciding in June that classes of fifty or more students would be moved online for the fall 2020 semester, the University of Iowa...
Vibe Check: The ICON Files Section “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”
Vibe Check is an ongoing series of guest-written reviews of Iowa City locations and venues, because we simply cannot be bothered to write...
Student Spotlight: This Little Shit Kicked My Ass At Tetherball
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Doily Allergen's Horoscopes for Finals Week
Leo ♌︎: 💛✨ Study, study, study! ✨💛 Your exams are a difficult trial, but they will go well as long as you concentrate your energy on...
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