Iowa City Survivor: Which Dorm is Voted Off Campus?
Welcome back to this week’s episode of Iowa City Survivor! Before the break, the Dorms tribe suffered a total loss to the Apartments...
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Opinion: Danny’s Birthday is in Five Months
April 28. Mark your calendars.
No one noticed that the Doily Allergen shut down…we’re back… if you even care…real ones swipe up.
Yeah... we're back... big whoop.
The Doily Allergen is Shutting Down. Forever.
Sorry not sorry, bitch
AMPTP Hires Pinkerton for Post-Strike Cleanup
As of 12:01 AM Pacific Time on November 9th, 2023, the Screen Actors Guild – American Federation of Television and Radio Actors...
The Case for Capitalism? I Thought You Said the Case for Fatboy Slim!
Aw jeez, man, this is so embarrassing! See, when my boss was yelling at me over the phone about the subject of my next journalistic...
Do You Have Teeth? Call Your Doctor Immediately
Have you ever heard of teeth? Most haven’t. They’re a strange and rare symptom, a growth sometimes found along the gums, which can...
SSSniperWolf Posts Apology for Actions on Burge Dining Screen
SSSniperWolf, a YouTuber known for her highly insightful and heartfelt commentaries of popular TikToks, has fallen into some hot water...
British Journalism Student Rejected by Doily Allergen, Regretfully Works for Daily Iowan Instead
This is a dark day for America. Wilfur Crumpleston IV, British exchange student, son of famed Sunday Times reporter Alaska Terfina...
Professors to Play Subway Surfers During Lecture to Finally Gain Students’ Attention
As students’ attention spans dwindle and the semester’s work begins to amp up, students are rapidly losing interest in lectures and are...
Iowa Hates the Irish
Or so you think... As I’m sure all of our dear readers have noticed, the weather has gotten colder, leaves have begun to fall, and rumors...
How to Enjoy Coco Without Committing Cultural Appropriation
(Written by an actual Mexican-American from Texas.) As Halloween comes to a close, many Mexicans of both the Mexican and American...
Headless Horseman Finds He Does Not Have a Lot to Give
The famous mythical horseman recently discovered he does not have a lot to give. I mean, for Christ’s sake, he doesn’t even have a head....
Gay Person Shocked When Straight Person Recognizes Their Costume as Meryl Streep in Kramer vs Kramer
Halloweekend has recently passed, but if you’re a Halloween purist, then you know that the real fun goes down on the actual big day,...
The Doily Allergen becomes Lutheran, Happy Reformation Day
And what about it???
Hawkeye Marching Band Pays Tribute to The Living Tombstone
Mister Rogers, Bob Ross, Bella Thorne, and The Living Tombstone. What do all of these historical figures have in common? The answer is...
Barbara Wilson Dons Springlock Suit for FNAF Movie Release
Hear ye, hear ye! The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is now in theaters! I may not be a legitimate town crier ringing my bells throughout...
UI Lecture Committee Invites Scott Cawthon and MatPat
The University of Iowa Lecture Committee, known for hosting such celebrities as Brittany Broski and Josh Peck, has invited Scott Cawthon...
What to Expect from the FNAF Movie (From a Non–FNAF Fan)
“Oh, boy, a 5 Nights At Fredies’ movie! I cannot wait, for this is the greatest occurrence I have ever lived to witness, and I shall...
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