Dear Doily, I know we’re all worried about dead week and finals week and all that, but did anyone else look around their room this...

Early Bird Gets Dewormed Dear Doily,  I read some terrifying twitter thread about human deworming medication, and that a large part of...

Dear Doily, Everyone asks you for the hot gossip on campus, but no one asks how the hottest gossiper on campus is. With fall break coming...

Dear Doily, I think we can all agree that this semester has gone by uncannily fast. It feels like just last week we were throwing out our...

Dear Doily,  Have you seen my ladybugs? I’ve tried just about everything I can think of to get the word out but nothing has helped! A few...

Dear Doily, I’m not sure if you remember this, but a few weeks ago (or years, let’s be real: This semester has gone on long enough), you...

Dear Doily,  MUAHAHAHAHA! Hear ye, hear ye, all who shall listen to my tale! From the depths of the Iowa River, a new magical talisman...

Dear Doily, I am a proud haver of erectile dysfunction. Yeah. I’m not ashamed. I tell people all the time. The first thing they always...

Dear Doily, Okay, soooo…. I have this problem, and I figured y’all could help me??? I read your stuff a lot, and from what I can tell...

Dear Doily, Last night’s debate (and the entire election season, really) has given us Ohioans a lot of exposure. It’s a little weird to...

Dear Doily, The weather is getting warmer every day, and the stress of finals on top of that is starting to make me sweat a bit. So last...

Dear Doily, What’s the deal with gum control? It’s one of those hot-button issues that’s consumed our news cycles for years at this...

Dear Doily, I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my Instagram, my email, and my birth certificate as an attachment. I sent two...

Dear Doily, I’ve recently noticed that as of late, it seems like some of your articles have been leaning a bit woke. Don’t get me wrong,...

Dear Doily, I have been stuck on Night 4 of FNAF 1 for weeks now. I can’t figure it out. I always die to Freddy. I’ve got Bonnie, Chica,...

I thought the world was supposed to be my oyster. But dear God, was I wrong. Dear Doily, I humbly submit the following complaint in the...

Dear Doily, ‘Twas a kindly summer night, Warm even past the low’ring of the sun Beyond that fateful line To which we ascribe the name...

Dear Doily, I’ve been a fan of your publication for quite a while now, but I’ve never had a reason to write in until this weekend. You...

Dear Doily, I (69M) am the current president of a large European superpower that was once the largest state in the Soviet Union. Anyways,...

Dear Doily, We have your son. We demand $250,000 in unmarked bills by the end of the day tomorrow. If you choose not to pay, we will… uh…...