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Presidential Inauguration Over: Biden Officially Kicked Out of the Polycule
As the number one most reliable source of news in the entire country, The Doily Allergen had the immense displeasure of being invited to...

YAF D&D Group Reunites After Break Hiatus
Casting “Sleep” on the Woke Left Wizards and witches (and NOBODY in between), rejoice! Your favorite tabletop gaming scene hasn’t gone...


Joseph Biden Pardons The Doily Allergen
In a stunning and unprecedented political move, President Joseph R. Biden has overridden the Supreme Court’s decision to silence the...


Woke Left Goes Back to Sleep
With finals season drawing near, professors have been witnessing falling rates of attendance and attention alike as students burn out...

BREAKING: The Doily Allergen Wins Bid To Purchase YAF In Bankruptcy Auction
The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

Sorry, Folks: We Ran Out of News
There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...


The Doily Allergen Endorses Barbara Wilson for President of the United States
Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...


Student Spotlight: The Guy Who’s Registered to Vote 127 Times
Sometimes it’s just too hard to say ‘no.’ As the 2024 presidential election rolls around, many organizations are encouraging Hawkeyes to...

BREAKING: Old Man Has White Hair and Pronouns
WASHINGTON, D.C.— According to shocking whistleblower reports, woke liberals have infiltrated our highest stations of government. As new...


JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show
Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...

I Didn’t Watch the Debate. Here’s What You Need to Know.
Last week, the first presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump rocked the nation....

Dear Doily: As An Ohioan, I Can Confirm We All Eat Dogs, Actually
Dear Doily, Last night’s debate (and the entire election season, really) has given us Ohioans a lot of exposure. It’s a little weird to...

A Raising Canes has Hit the Capitol Center
#NeverForget

Doily Allergen Hires Writer with Pronouns; YAF Pulls Funding
Well, it finally happened. After a long, harrowing week of the Doily Allergen working under YAF’s supervision, we’ve managed to escape...

Trans YAFman
“If one black man, aided by a bevy of good, decent, dedicated, open-, and liberal-minded whites and Jews can succeed in prevailing over a...

TBT: Iowa YAF Chairman, Uncle Ruckus, Bravely Fights Tears Testifying Before House Judiciary Committee
Throwback Thursday!!! Let’s look back to November 2023 when the Iowa YAF chairman, Uncle Ruckus, bravely testified before the GOP House...

Yotopia FINALLY Takes a Good Stance: Yogurt Males Welcome
Yotopia has been in Iowa City since September 2011, and since then, it has made many of its political allegiances known. From the pride...


Iowa YAF Wins Pulitzer Prize For Beautiful Chalk Messages
After decorating the University of Iowa’s pavements with powerful messages fighting UIowa’s Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Policy, Iowa...

Taylor Swift Announces New Song: “We are Never Getting (the Ozone Layer) Back Together” ft. Ben Shapiro
As a proud YAF member, this is one of those announcements where you know your kids will be asking you, “where were you when Taylor Swift...
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