The University of Iowa Needs to Protect Its Endangered Students Instead of Its Neo-Nazi Students It seems Iowa YAF, the University of...

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We know this might come as a surprise both to you and our loyal readers after years of our bitter rivalry: Making fun of you publicly,...

As the number one most reliable source of news in the entire country, The Doily Allergen had the immense displeasure of being invited to...

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In a stunning and unprecedented political move, President Joseph R. Biden has overridden the Supreme Court’s decision to silence the...

With finals season drawing near, professors have been witnessing falling rates of attendance and attention alike as students burn out...

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...

Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...

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