Iowa YAF Transitions into Iowa YASSS, Queen
Iowa’s Young Artichoke Fuckers––or as they’re colloquially known, Iowa YAF––have come under fire recently for actions that students...
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Mitch McConnell’s Plan to Stop Climate Change
Given his party’s general lack of acceptance of the realities of anthropogenic global climate change, it came as a surprise to people on...
Where Are They Now? Read About This “Home Alone 2” Star’s Downfall
From movies to crack: Read about the heartbreaking story of this humble aspiring actor turned delinquent now that criminal reports and a...
Donald Trump Found to be Colluding with Herky
Trump Posts Bail while Herky Posts Tail (hubba hubba!)
Matt Walsh Cancels Lecture, Iowa City Women Too Old
On Monday, Matt Walsh decided to cancel his “What is a Woman?” lecture at the IMU. He reportedly stated “these bitches too old,” shortly...
In Defense of Iowa YAF
You may have seen this video posted on the Iowa Young Americans for Freedom social media pages. It shows a University of Iowa student...
Joe Biden Cancels Students
Word reached the Doily Allergen early August 24th that something massive was coming straight from the mouth of the big man himself. We...
Heartbroken Obama Gives Speech To Empty IMU Auditorium
Last week rumors spread across campus that the 44th President of the United States Barack Obama would be visiting the IMU to give a...
Dear Doily: Am I The Asshole for Invading Ukraine After I Said I Wouldn’t?
Dear Doily, I (69M) am the current president of a large European superpower that was once the largest state in the Soviet Union. Anyways,...
President Biden Starts OnlyFans To Pay For New Agenda
This week, President of the United States Joe Biden announced that he would be sharing sultry images on the adult content platform...
Entire Doily Allergen Staff Goes to Mike Pence Rally Dressed as Flies; Denied Chance to Caress His H
In an attempt to actually do some real journalism, every Doily Allergen writer on staff attended the Mike Pence lecture at the IMU on...
Biden Assures Nation He Was Very Brave While Getting Booster Shot, Didn’t Cry Once
In a press conference on Friday, President Biden addressed the nation to assure them he felt no side effects as a result of his getting a...
BREAKING: UI Republicans In Shambles After Members Discover The Joys of Pegging
Another blow came to the University of Iowa Republicans, as they are seeing mass defectors after several members realized they liked...
UI Scrambles To Change Policy After College Republicans Get Feelings Hurt About Sidewalk Chalk
Sources are saying college Republicans have tiny weiners, balls. This is a developing story.
This May Be Controversial, But We’re Banning Trump From Our Website
On January 6th, 2021, Americans witnessed an unprecedented attack on the U.S Capitol. Trump supporters, egged on by the President...
Texas Removes Partisan Conflict Over Masks By Imposing “Only Over Nose” Mask Mandate
As of March 2nd, Texas Governor Greg Abbott officially ended the mask-mandate in the state of Texas, and yesterday he added a slight...
Humanitarian Disaster Still Happening Despite Democrats’ Inspiring Tweets
People across the nation were devastated this week by a freakish cold snap that affected even the southernmost regions of the contiguous...
Kim Reynolds Pulled Over With Open COVID Vaccine Container
Yesterday at 11:30 p.m., Governor Kim Reynolds was pulled over by Des Moines police for reckless driving and speeding. Upon investigating...
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