Mariah Carey's Second Defrost of the Year Melts the Polar Ice Caps, Earth Spins Faster

its my moms birfday, everyone say happy bday

Iowa City Survivor: Which Dorm is Voted Off Campus?

Opinion: Danny’s Birthday is in Five Months

No one noticed that the Doily Allergen shut down…we’re back… if you even care…real ones swipe up.

The Doily Allergen is Shutting Down. Forever.

AMPTP Hires Pinkerton for Post-Strike Cleanup

The Case for Capitalism? I Thought You Said the Case for Fatboy Slim!

5 Ways to Retaliate Against Your RA When They Catch You Drinking

Do You Have Teeth? Call Your Doctor Immediately

SSSniperWolf Posts Apology for Actions on Burge Dining Screen

British Journalism Student Rejected by Doily Allergen, Regretfully Works for Daily Iowan Instead

Herky Receives Excellent Rating on Wikifeet

Professors to Play Subway Surfers During Lecture to Finally Gain Students’ Attention

By the way my website got hacked, somebody is threatening to release new articles I’ve worked really

dropping my new article tuesday if this gets 1,000 likes

Sunset Club Forgets Daylight Savings Ended

Dear Doily: You’ve Gone Woke

Iowa Hates the Irish

Socks Finally Freed, Happy No Nut November!!

How to Enjoy Coco Without Committing Cultural Appropriation

Headless Horseman Finds He Does Not Have a Lot to Give

Opinion: Halloween Should Be on Tuesday Every Year

Gay Person Shocked When Straight Person Recognizes Their Costume as Meryl Streep in Kramer vs Kramer