Dear Freshman: Don’t Pick Up Those Stupid Fucking Newspapers

Matt Walsh Cancels Lecture, Iowa City Women Too Old

Your Residence Halls as Hunger Games Districts

Marketing Major Put on Academic Probation after Missing Class for Three Straight Weeks of Class

Everywhere My Grandma Visited on Her Trip to Iowa City

John Pappajohn Building Set to be Replaced with the Bell TacoBell Building

UI College Republicans Denounce “Woke” Spanish Language; “Too Many Pronouns”

Bruce Harreld Tearfully Puts Herky To Sleep For Biting Small Child

Classes of Forty-Nine People On Thin Fucking Ice

Vibe Check: The ICON Files Section “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”

Student Spotlight: This Little Shit Kicked My Ass At Tetherball

Dining Hall Uses a Lot of Fucking Eggs